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Derps is a lunatic and also a partial alcoholic and should be ignored at times. At all times.

What an absolutely medieval lump of munter. Fairly drab match of rugby football. Landers had them there for the taking yet were bereft of ideas. How did TJ go? I muted him in favour of the Japanese commentary. The lads could've been reliving the push through Burma for all I knew. Still made...

12 Jordie Barrett 13 TUJ/PUJ 11 Caleb Clarke 14 Rieko Ioane 15 Will Jordan This could be a return to BoomfaTown and some RWC23 optimism..... just need to pasture out the coach and unearth some forwards who arent tenured puddinged ploppyburgers.

Woahhh, Jordie at 2nd 5? If that pans out it could fix a LOT of problems in the severely underwhelming AB midfield.....

The forward pack looks more exciting and dynamic than the backs

Segner acquited himself well although will take me some getting used to him as a honkie #8 who looks like an 18-pt font version of 12-pt font Gareth Anscombe.

"Dan Carter, Beauden Barrett, Luke Romano, the list of Auckland Blues legends is as long as it is storied."

.....shoulders slumped, he shuffles forlornly out of the booth into the hateful rain of the reviled Onehunga night. Bizarro that the Blues most valuable player was ol fatguts Romano. Corey Evans made more of a claim to a back spot than either of the invisible clowns "Tua" or "Tele'e". No...

Ranga Christie been worth his weight in gold since he came on. Perofuture, aside from one touchfinder, has been of no benefit to his team whatsoever. The makeshift midfield have made zero claims to starting spots.

TJ going into multiple megafap overdrive now. DARE 2 DREAM TJ U C**T

Fucking fat little numbskull, fuck off out of my All Blacks and fuck off out of my Auckland Blues. Useless waste of space, time and money.

Kneepkens hasnt put a foot wrong. Rolling mauls are boring..... until the Blues score from them.

Hodgman total scrum destruction. Blues dominant but, as usual, neglect to bother troubling that scoreboard thingy. TJ starting to dare to dream.

T-minus 6 hours for ignition sequence start on Phase 1 of Blues B-Team Boomfa Town Moana Facebash. B-team, stable. Boosters, stable. Weather's looking real nice up here Houston, all systems are a go. Houston: "Checking command modules". Some new B-team guy: "What is that weird rumbling...

Sure as fuck won't be NZ. No way Fozzie's brigade of uncoached chancers have what it takes to bump off the dynamic, rambunctious French. David Havili? Scrote Barrett? The DV cohort? Our cadre of fat lazy puddinged props? Never in my life have I been so unenthused about an All Black setup...

Nevermind all this..... https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/rugby-israel-folau-has-no-regrets-about-homophobic-comments-eyes-international-return/E5WZX4N373PT74SM7CHEH2KXQE/ .....at the end there's this:

Bleus should have way too much but always the danger that the Bleus gonna Bleu. Hope there's some atmosphere at the ground. Otherwise this fixture could lapse into ragtag intersquad midweek scrimmage territory. FFS Visinia making his MP (Moana Pasifika) debut. Who else is going to come out of the woodwork...

1 Nepo Laulala. came on late so his fat lazy arse can back up 2 Riccitelli ffs 3 Marcel Renata/Ofa half each (where is Hodgman?) Alex Hodgman 4 James Tucker although he went the whole 80.....Luke Romano 5 Sam Darry came on late so he can back up too 6 Plumtree? 7 Choat 8 Suafoa they need to look...