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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    Had to consult my own personal private Wikipedia for the answer to this one:
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Experimental rules/laws.

    Seeing increasing number of NZ players now instinctively looking for the 50/22 option. Good rewards if you can nail it. Beats players launching lazy speculative shithouse midfield bombs thats for sure.
  3. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    With ALB presumably out for a while with bung shoulder the options I7d like to see given a run are: Jordie and Rieko Jordie and PUJ Jordie and Goodhue RTS (Roger Tuivasa-Sheck)? Tupaua: turnstile defensively. Offers zero point of difference on attack Ennor: klutz Havili: good soup player when surrounded by...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    BB finally offered a point of difference. He may now retire with full honours as a legendary Auckland Blue alongside fellow Blues legends such as Luke Romano and Dan Carter. https://aucklandblueshallo.wixsite.com/hall-of-fame
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    "Razor here. Your Beloved and Benevolent Leader. This Friday it is on like Donkey Kong. The you-know-who's are coming to town. We hate them. They hate us. Let us join hands and pray for the usual ref calls to all go our way as per bloody usual. Let us pray for TJ in the booth to exhort his and...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Here are my preferred options, in order, for the AB #6 jersey: Akira Ioane Sam Cane Papalii Big Red Robinson Tupou Vaai Taine Plumtree Slackbladder Jacobsen D.Erpus C.Yclopath Woman-bashing, pea-hearted, nonsense-brained Crossword Frizzle daylight more daylight just play the match with 14...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    Let The Public Register Bear Witness:
  8. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Too hot for conventional transportation, NZ Corrections now escorting the orginal film clip of said jailbreak in hermetically sealed box ready for immediate enshrinement in Blues Garden of Eden Hall of Fame.
  9. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Each time the Chiefs had their points stripped from the register there were gales of uncontrollable laughter here at Dismal Manor. My squadron of screenshotters on 24/7 standby earn their keep here and capture the glorious moment:
  10. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Liking Jon Lord. He has an oddly low centre of gravity for a tall fella and seems to genuinely enjoy fuckign peoples shit up. Like BBBR used to. These young locks really need to be entrusted with regular test rugby instead of NZRFU feathering the tenured beds of yesteryears men who are now...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Gripping 1st half. Just torrid stuff at the breakdown. Not a femtosecond's space in terms of securing and resecuring possession of the rugby football. Blues in the shit now with 13 but, as for the first half, Dear Chiefs.....
  12. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Sotutu is a Rolls Royce player who needs to learn when to play like a Toyota Hilux.
  13. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Wild and woolly last 2 mins, about 10 possession changes. Meanwhile in the NH its stop and pod plop to run out the clock.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    LOL Jorge Bridge having his usual mare. The Savea brothers clearly hate Cantabs.
  15. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    His shitty league pass is no loss. They should go better with Booth. Which means you-know-who for the Blues game...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    T-minus 8 hours for ignition sequence start on Operation Hamtown Smackdown TJ Dream Crusher 666. Valves, stable. Boosters, stable. Weather's looking real nice up here Houston, all systems are a go. Houston: "Checking command modules". Coach Leon: "Guidance is internal" Graham Henry: "Set...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Hell yes. Let the defending team try to bring it down any old way they like. If the attacking team is good enough to stay on their feet all the way to the tryline then good luck to them.
  18. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    These ex-players are such vanilla shills. Never criticise anything. LOL@Frizzle, "best Landers player this season" then first touch he goes down and limps off. Reminiscent of that other Hard Southern Man, Liam Squire who'd try to put the big hit on then come off 2nd best and be out injured for...
  19. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    haha, Fozzie piling on extra coaches to shift the blame. Let's Review: Brad Mooar: attack coach, failing, but NZRFU too embarrassed to buy him out again so..... Joe Schmidt: new shadow attack coach with..... Andrew Strawbridge: new shadow attack coach. Greg Feek: scrum coach, failing, and...
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