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  1. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Though Christie went very well. CC a very mixed bag but again, him and Telea were stallions with the high ball Papalii CANNOT get fended off that easy as he was for the Crossword Frizzle try Blissfully unaware. Had the Japanese commentary on. Should do that more often. I'd rather listen to 80...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Blues 1st half: 3 poxy points. Blues had NO IDEA. The turf inside the Landers 22 may as well have been the mystical gardens of Narnia. Blues had no idea where it was or how to get there. 2nd half "Goodbye, TJ. Goodbye, goodnight and go f**k yourself".
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    He's been an utter, utter, utter nonsense for the Blues. 3 years, 8 games, bags of $$ and probably still zero line breaks and zero tries. Let's Review: - Signs $$$ Blues contract with Japan clause - Goes bag shopping with wife in Parnell - Goes shoe shopping with wife in Newmarket -...
  4. Dismal Pillock

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    Goddamn, read my mind with that one..... Grandmaster Fatboy and The Furious Five assemble for lunchtime dance moves practice: "Oi! Wan! Get your arse over here! Time for lunchtime dance moves practice! We are Grandmaster Fatboy and The Furious Five not Grandmaster Fatboy and The Furious...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/super-rugby/300538620/covid-outbreak-hits-blues-ahead-of-super-rugby-pacific-match-against-highlanders
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  7. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Anyone ever given this a burl? https://www.hauraki.co.nz/the-acc/the-accs-friday-night-footy-is-back/ Gotta be better than that disdainful shithawk "TJ" and his anti-Auckland fucking hatespew.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2022

    Here's a smart balls GIF for ya BOOM chacka lacka, BLUES WIN "Look at Harry Plummer make the winning kick, I know, I wasn't expecting the Blues to actually win either."
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2022

    @cyclopath to be along shortly to let us know ..... means something very different in his game.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2022

    Lucky the Blues arent trialling it, Ofa will break the fucken chips inside when he drops it for the millionth time.
  11. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Poor reflection on the young midfielders that old journeyman Heem is bunged in there. North Harbour Stadium has seen some horror show debacles from the vaunted Blues over the years and this is another that has banana skin written all over it. The Landers are NEVER really beaten and they're...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    "It's ok, NZ rugby players are professionals, and if they know it's for their job and livelihood they will surely get vaccinated....."
  13. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Getting idiotic now. I was gung ho for lockdowns 3 years ago but now it's "we have a cold virus variant that we have all been vaccinated against in our environment. Call everything off, close everything down, and calmly proceed to your underground isolation bunkers. Again".
  14. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    CC would be really interesting there. Certainly built like a centre. Although with the modern game the way it is, weirdly, I think one of his key attributes on the wing is his ability to reel in contestable bombs. Fantastic hands. "It takes time to learn to play centre". Yeah, well, Rieko's...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Agree with all that. Wow, forgot Christie was in the All Blacks..... OfaFFS. What a charmed career he's had. "Oh but he can play both sides". Is that why he never starts then? And virtually every time he comes on he gives away a numbskull penalty or two. Even after all these years. "But he can...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Personally speaking, the partial dislocation of my corporeal form has been an ongoing issue for 30 years now.
  17. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Had a morbid feeling all offseason that RTSaviour would offer a couple of glimpses in his first match then suffer a career-ending injury. It's The Loss Bleus way. Plummer too? Oh well. Zarn to FB, Beaudy and Perofuture to platoon at 1st 5.
  18. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    On paper at least it seems like the Canes should be cruising this, especially in the backs. Poor Fakatava, finally gets a start and he's been a bit wobbly
  19. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Woeful skill level in this match. Indicative of the player drain? A few of these guys wouldnt appear at this level 10 years ago
  20. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Samisoni Taukiaho surely in line to be starting hooker by the time RWC 2023 rolls around. A real point of difference physically and most importantly looks to have the mental where-with-all for the job.
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