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Found these schematics on the internet pretty much confirming what we knew all along; that the Cantabs have a Wuhan Rona lab underneath Lancaster Park. That's why Lancaster Park was "demolished". To throw investigators off the scent.

T-minus 5 days for ignition sequence start on RD5 Apollo Blues V Death Star Lancaster Bombage. Boosters, stable. Valves, stable. Weather's looking real nice up here Houston, all systems are a go. Houston: "Checking command modules". Coach Leon: "GPS new ETA: Saturday Night in Boomfa Town"...

More importantly than the Spanish national rugby programme, where has @Teh Other Dave gone? Absent for 4 months now. "Il disgracio" as they may well say on the continent.

They can't let go. - Kev Mealaumu played centuries for AB's then 8 YEARS after retiring decides he's a pro boxer. - K. Read retires 2 seasons too late and immediately starts running like he's Forrest Gump - Mcawe plays centuries in perpetual agony then finally retires and immediately trades...

If Shiggers falls down in a forest then did the ref see it? Think about that for a minute.

FFSForce. Don't make Shiggers come down there.

Great pic:

Can just imagine Fozzie watching the highlights and saying "crikey, that was fairly ferocious, hope Wayne Smith has got a plan for how we're supposed to beat that lot....."

Don't want to address the elephant in the room by pointing out this may be related to Aus sides having not played NZ sides yet b

Fijian Drua have gone from being a shambolic mess in Rd 1 vs NSFW to now being the 2nd best team to watch in the whole comp.

Reds commentary team so much better without MAAAAAARRDO

Reds should be vaguely spewing. Drua D line is a staggered blunderbussed mess

Drua's staggered defensive line = alarm bells.

If this was a Blues thread I'd be going 26-pt font shrieking about The Prophecy right about now.....

Looking forward to this, could be a cracker. Drua look to now know what is required to compete at this level.

"Shut up. Everyone, shut up. The unthinkable has happened. I feel sick. Disgusted. Appalled. yes, the rumours are true; a raggletag team of mulleted delinquents from the island north of the mainland have cheated and connived their way to chicaning their way to registering the unspeakable...

GODDDAMNIT TJ wasnt even there!!!!!! I want his salty tears, their caustic properties puddling and corroding the New Lancaster Park commentary booth floor, his silently exhaled red-misted fury boiling the very air which he can no longer breathe.

Round: 5 Venue: New Lancaster Park Date: Sun 20th March, 2022. Time: 3:35 NZT Cantabs Official MatchDay Gif: Blues Official Matchday GIF: