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LOL Flapanara subs on and the MAB's 1st half steady points accumulation very abruptly stops at 32. Zero 2nd half pts Blues HAVE to keep Cameron Suafoa. If it's a squad contractual choice betwen him and Pat Tuipulotu then enjoy the green tea and snot soup, Paper Tiger Patricia.

Liking the no-nonsense prison mugshots. No fucking around with the artsy backlighting and angled poses and handjive bullshit. Just straight up prison mugshots. Mahlherbe looks like he just got busted with a gaggle of kindergarteners chained to the radiator in his basement. Lood de Jager for...

Legend has it that his experience of having a go on the spacies machine at the Onehunga takeaways actually gave him the idea for the Roman aqueducts.

Perfect alibi for Fozzie to quibble away presiding over the first AB team to lose at Eden Park since 1994. "Aw yeah nah covid eh". "But the other team had Covid too" "Um ok uhh thanks everyone I have to go home right now right this instant, no more questions".

Enjoying the dismal turn this thread has taken.

Mounga, Havili, Goodhue, Jordan. Sometimes Cantabs can be insensitive to global pandemic protocols and safety measures.

LOL Scenario: Interim coach Joe Schmidt guides an innovative and rejuvenated AB team to a resounding victory in test 1. Fozzie comes back, rising like a phoenix from teh flames of his covid deathbed. All Blacks lose their next 4 tests in a row. Joe 1 and 0 Fozzie 0 and 4. "You know...

You sound very sure of yourself there. An All Black coach who loses 7 straight test matches and still keeps his job? I'd be 80% sure they would let him go. If not, Schmidt will already be shadow coach in all but title by then anyway.

Excerpt from a daydream I just had featuring Fozzie trying to return to the AB's after his Covid cleared up but with Joe Schmidt having assumed control of the team.

Damn, hope I can scab a stream of this. Names look way more interesting than the sad old tenured & coachless AB side whose entire gameplan will be "run around a bit and pray Will Jordan can pull something out of his arse".

Trying to work through the Please Fuck Off Fozzie protocols for the upcoming 3 tests vs Ire + 2 away tests in SA. Result: Win series 3-0. Win SA series 2-0 Verdict: of course Fozzie stays Result: Win series 2-1. split SA series 1-1 Verdict: Fozzie stays Fozzie's Excuse: "50% was good enough...

Not due in till after Irish series I think "All I see are fat people....." "Fat people as far as the eye can see....."

DON'T WORRY, ONCE FOZZIE GETS THE LAZY, DISINTERESTED, UNDER-PERFORMING PASSENGERS LIKE OFA, NEPO AND KARL T INTO A PROPER HIGH PERFORMANCE ATMOSPHERE WITH TOP QUALITY ASSISTANTS LIKE MOAAR AND MCLEOD HE WIL SURELY GET THE BEST OUT OF THEM.

2022 Final: Highly Analytical & Objective Blues Player Rankings 1. Alex Hodgman 0/10. overwhelmed. 2. Kurt Eklund -16/10 WFTT. You FUCKING ARSEHOLE. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? YOU LITERALLY MAY AS WELL HAVE BEEN PLAYING FOR THE OTHER TEAM YOU FUCKING KNOBHEAD. YOU WERE BASICALLY THE CANTABS 16TH...

Much respect to the Cantabs. Still the benchmark in mental precision. Just going to pop outside now and walk into heavy traffic.

LOL@Bleus. Lucky to have 0 so far. NO WAY to win the match with the shambolic lineout operating at 50 fucking % ffs