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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Brumbies SF, June 11 2022

    The Bespoke Eye Of Gunston guides Coach Leon as he strides towards the waters upon which he can surely walk in order to access The Horizoned Ascension To All That Has Been Prophecised in The Book of Boomfa.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Brumbies SF, June 11 2022

    Possibly the most backhanded compliments in GAGR forii history. Been thinking that too but was too scared to say it in case I got yelled at. FFS if the Wobs copy the ACT gameplan I will cheer for the stupid bloody POMS.
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    Blues have scaled the lofty summit and now stand poised at the precipice of the terrifying and deadly Cantabs Crevasse. LET THE PROPHECY GUIDE THEM TO TRAVERSE THE ABYSS OF PERILOUS DESPAIR TO THE PROMISED LAND OF ETERNAL BOOM CHACKA LACKA.
  4. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    If Puddingpants Nepo can do that at scrumtime then woah he has to be back in the frame. I would take Tom Robinson and his go-go engine at #6 over Crossword Frizzler flat track bully wifebeater every single day of the week. Christie vs Weber vs TJP is getting..... messy. Bar-Kays Fakatava to...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Brumbies SF, June 11 2022

    I dunno I'm 50/50. Even though weather was shit, if he's confident in his ability to slot it then back yourself to step up and step on the throat.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Brumbies SF, June 11 2022

    Poor old O'Qweef really bottled it towards the end, those Brumbie mauls, just allowing a free-for-all of players to join up from in front of the ball carrier. Blues played well. For about 15 minutes. Fairly good handling allround in the pissing rain. Salute to Tomikin for a fun thread, your...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    Hello darkness, my old friend............................
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Brumbies SF, June 11 2022

    Slipper subs off and heads straight to Middlemore Hospital to give birth to Nepo's love babies.
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Brumbies SF, June 11 2022

    I think you may have just added an extra 2 pages to this thread.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Chiefs SF 10/06/22

    Yeah the penalty count probably wound up the usual cantabs 15-5 job. Chiffs pot 5 of those piss easy shots in front of the posts and win the match. But no, totally flummoxed brainlock from 1-15. A few AB hopefuls did themselves no favours in terms of leadership and ability to adjust in-game...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Brumbies SF, June 11 2022

    T-minus 8 hours for ignition sequence start on Operation Paint-By-Numbers Foreign Deathstar Facemurder. Valves, stable. Boosters, stable. Weather's looking real nice up here Houston, all systems are a go. Houston: "Checking command modules". Coach Leon: "Guidance is internal" Akira...
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