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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    Most Dismal Test Series Prediction: 1st Test: Company Man Fozzie goes with all the tenured failures of last year. "They deserve a shot at redeeming themselves". AB's lose. 2nd Test: Company Man Fozzie goes with all the tenured failures of last year. "AB's are always rusty in the first tests of...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Assuming Rieko has locked down centre there could be the mother of all battles for the 2nd 5 jersey. my 1st dibs order: 1 RTS (Roger Tuivasa-Sheck): the upside is very uppy 2 Goodhue : too slow for centre now. Huge rep, let's see something then c**t. 3 Tupaea: solid but still a donkey 4 Havili : too much failed...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Only justification I can think of is Fozzie is terrified of the scrum being on skates vs the Irish and losing the test series. Not exactly a ringing endorsement of the other prop contenders. Taavao a bit of a puzzler. Guessing his hands and general coordination in the open field got him in?
  4. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    No Flapanaaaaara either PSG must be a temp until Slackbladder gets back. He's in ahead of Jacobsen too. LOL@Cullen Grace. Fahhk Karl T, just how. Guess they're thinking dont care about his lazy dogshit in the open field, all he has to do is win a couple of big scrum penalties and hello...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Weber dumped. Oddjob Aumua dumped. Lomax, Hodgman and de Groot dumped. LOL no Crossword Frizzle Pita Gus Sowakula, fahhhk, would not have picked that a year ago. Good for him, tidied up his titty hands. No Bridge. Must be a typo.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Brumbies SF, June 11 2022

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/super-rugby/300611273/brumbies-coach-dan-mckellar-laments-missed-calls-game-that-lacks-commonsense Fucken sour grapes whinging sook.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby final Crusaders @ Blues

    Derpus, we've spoken before about the toxins released into your bloodstream through these negative thoughts. Let the Auckland Blues assauge your deadly and harmful inner angst and transport you to a place of joyous understanding. tl/dr Walk Towards The Blue Light For This Light Is Divine.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby final Crusaders @ Blues

    This arrogant-yet-thick know-it-all approach is what continually gets you offside with so many members around here. "No need to gauge how players go in the crucible of a final, I know best, squads already been picked!"
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Brumbies SF, June 11 2022

    This anti-Blues agenda could be releasing harmful toxins into your bloodstream, Derpus. It's time to let love into your heart. TL/DR; embracing the love of the Auckland Blues family could literally save your life.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies 2023

    9's look strong. good depth. 10's look shaky as hell. either too young or too old. God only knows what they see in Lolesio. 15's look like placeholders until the next Folau etc comes along Centres look solid, would have them over Havili, the ghost of Goodhue, and Donkeypants Ennor in a heartbeat.
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Brumbies SF, June 11 2022

    LOL he's probably elated at getting turned into a whinge meme too. Maybe get all the uncalled truck and trailer maul infringements turned into sook memes too. For balance.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies 2023

    Not a single Western Force player. Someone's fucked now:
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby final Crusaders @ Blues

    AB squad is being announced this Monday a week BEFORE the final? Let's Preview: Company Man Fozzie sticks with his safe white vanilla choices of Cullen Grace, Goodhue, Ennor, Havili and George fahhhhhking Bridge. a week later in The Final: - Hoskins Sotutu makes pasty plump git Cullen Grace...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby final Crusaders @ Blues

    What a long strange trip it's been. The years and years of constant, perpetual, perennial failure chronicled in genealogical format: This thing really needs updating.
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