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well, that's weird. Jamie Joseph has actually selected some JAPANESE people to play test match rugby football for Japan. WFT.

Really curious what the gravy train assistant coaches Mcleod and Mooar actually DO from December to June? What a sweet, sweet gig. 7 months on full pay to sit around at home binge-watching telly shows or some shit. Then June finally rolls around, the NZ public have pretty much picked the...

T-minus 8 hours for ignition sequence start on Operation Cantabs Crevasse Judgment Day. Valves, stable. Boosters, stable. Weather's looking real nice up here Houston, all systems are a go. Houston: "Checking command modules". Coach Leon: "Guidance is internal" Akira: "Has anyone ever...

Nations: Japan vs Uruguay Venue: Tokyo, Japan Date: Saturday, June 18, 2022 3pm kick-off Japan time Japan with their 3 locals in the front row and 12 mercenary ring-in gaijin on fuck-knows what visas behind them will run riot over Uruguay today. They almost tipped over Ireland last year ffs...

"It's ok, Scott Barrett can cover lock and blindside flanker, we can rely on him....."

JOB, JOB, OddJOB Aumua

Easy. Rename it as "The Cook Pot". As in, "which one of these colonising pommy wankers is going in the pot first?" Problem solved. ffs do I have to do everything around here?

skulking around The Silver Frown for AB squad reactions and as soon as I saw 2 new names "kiwiexpat" and NZBloke" with quite a few posts next to their name I thought back to..... Sure enough, new member has the unbridled temerity to stick his head above the parapet and suggest Oddjob Aumua for...

Official Blues Matchday Team GIF: Official Cantabs Matchday Team GIF:

Not unless you're going to chopper me over from the Pitcairns

If that disdainful shithawk TJ and his #1 lackey Justine Marshriek are in the booth I will be muting this fucker. 45,000 in the crowd or 450,000, I'll never know, I'd rather sit there in silence than have TJ and Marshitshart blatantly pumping their boys onto greater deeds. All accusations of...

LOL@NZ. They fuck off the bokke, they fuck off the Argies, they dictate to Straya with a "yeah, we might let you keep your 2 best teams" then Straya turn around and say "you arrogant dumbarse sheepshaggers, do you realise how big our economy over here is? Your 5 franchises can't just play each...

Come On, Mods. You know what has to be done. Time to unlock Thee Headless Beast Which Hath No Name. Time to feed the python. GAGR's Signature Thread. You know what I'm talking about. Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Thread...

MAY THEIR NAMES BE WRIT LARGE IN THE ANNALS OF DESTRUKTIONNE, MURDER, DEATH AND BOOMFA. THE TEARS OF RED AND BLACK CHILDREN, THEIR DREAMS SAVAGED IN THE NIGHT, THE VORTEX OF INESCAPABLE GRAVITATION, IT IS AFLAME WITH THE BLUE LIGHT OF DIVINITY, MOVE TOWARDS THIS LIGHT DERPUS, FOR THIS LIGHT IS...

Oh God. What have you done. You are in a great deal of trouble now, young man. That is at least a 3-page gravel road detour to this thread now.

Eden Park: sold out. Blues players seen here entering The Preliminary Shuttle Of 1,000 Destinies. Some carrying their supplementary jailbreak oxygen in case of extended boom chacka lacka action.

and yet his droppy hitting the crossbar and then not managing to ground his try effort were 10 lost points. Still, I think the best wee thing he's doing is on attack, cutting back inside back towards the forwards at pace. It throws the D off bigtime. A chef's kiss of a GIF placement

Yeah I'm weirdly nonplussed about it. Bleus have come so far from the habitual farcical skidmarked losing of 2004-2019. How the FUCK did they lose so much with players like Mealamu, Woodcock and Kaino in the team for years and years on end? ffs. Was more nervous before the Landers 1/8 final...