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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    Have to disagree. Reece is just too busy to be denied. Big Les still turns around like the QEII and hasnt yet been run through the gauntlet of having to field a million bombs in the rain at test level. Even Jonah rogered that part up.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Advisory Edicts For When Pfitzy Becomes A Ref

    offense: defending lineout forward screaming like a little girl so opposing hooker can't hear the lineout calls. sanction: immediate red card and offender escorted to stands where he has to read bedtime stories to random noisy little children in the stadium for remainder of rugby football match.
  3. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Fozzie said less rotation this year. Great. Play well, keep the jersey. Everyone knows where they stand. Players realise their responsibility as "senior" 1st choice AB's. No shifting sands. Right thru to RWC. So do the ALB's and Goodhue's and Havili's get to waltz back in? It does seem to be...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Australia v England Test 1 Sat. July 2 @1955

    haha you fucken beaudy Poms love the filth but neglected to register the requisite points on the scoreboard which is sadly for them one of the prerequisities of winning rugby football test matches. LOL@that 74th minute scrum, the pommy beefy boys love their stupid scrum but now sadly the one...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Australia v England Test 1 Sat. July 2 @1955

    Good to see Blues WTG backup player Joe Marchant get selected for a side.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Australia v England Test 1 Sat. July 2 @1955

    Bit of a fizzer so far. No love lost though. Being played at Poms pace, Lolesio needs to take charge and get them downtown. Robert Smith, Eng 1st 5, what a player.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Australia v England Test 1 Sat. July 2 @1955

    Fuck England. Go the running rugby. SCORCHED EARTH. RUN THE FAT POMMY PRICKS DEAD. PLOP AND FLOP IS DEAD TLDR AH CAHNT SPAKE.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    Sami T will surely have usurped Taylor by the bokke tests. Still cant believe PSG leapfrogged Sotutu. Can only think they know what Sotutu can bring and he's next cab but still so young. PSG at 27, they want the insurance of depth, so a look at him to see if he's got it at the next level up...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    Still not sold on Cane and Retallicka Impressed with Tupeaua. Really stood up when it counted Soup paced game, you score 1, fine, we'll score 2. AB's smelt the chum in the water when Captain Darling Sexton went off.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    AB forwards standing off rucks, too ponderous to even protect their own ball so backs say fuckyuz ya fat cnuts and take over
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    Irish pack: FAST and ferocious NZ pack: a step slow and backpedalling
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Rugby Tests With No Matchday Thread

    France not a huge amount of fucks given here. 34 degrees and happy to hoof it downtown then walk up in a staggered d-line and let Japan have a bit of a run around. All the signs are there though. That pack has some absolute munters in it
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Rugby Tests With No Matchday Thread

    LOL Japan vs France B, 34 degrees and EVERY sad fan in the crowd still wearing their mask. This after their govt explicitly told them to take their masks OFF when outside as heatstroke is more dangerous than covid at this stage. 34 fucking degrees and I bet the humidity is off the chain. Lets...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    The Eye Of The Goddamn CRUCIBLE will be on the AB pack today. Incredibly, astonishingly, it is virtually the same AB pack that was manshamed out of RWC2019 three motherf****** whole years ago. Creaky Cane comes back in to continue his unquestioned and highly unimpressive tenured captaincy and...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Australia v England Test 1 Sat. July 2 @1955

    Is there even a single English poster left on GAGR to bite on Cyclo's bantz bait there? Maybe I should sign up a sockpuppet account as an pommy troll. "Ballantine Bellendwindsor of Cumforth-Upon-Tweed" or some shit
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    The youth of today react at seeing Scrote Barrett's name penciled in at #6.
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    If it's Johnny Sexton's pompous and eminently-punchable leering mug that's on the end of numbskull Scrote Barrett's 3rd minute facecharge then the red card will be totally worth it. In fact that might be why the big dumb lummox was picked. Smart, Fozzie.
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    KiwiM has outlined my thoughts exactly. 4/6 tweener penalty-magnate Scrote Barrett, the fuckheaded cowardly "senior contracted" aspect of the loosies makeup, ffs, fuck this, i need to repair to my painstakingly-sculted Zen sand garden and kick sand in its own face now. If Zen buddhisms key tenet...
  19. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

  20. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    Ire's offside line was pretty bizarre. They just seemed offside almost every play. Wayne-o pinged them plenty but it seemed like he couldve whistled them off the park. Hope IWL gets a peek at the AB setup. If Vaai and Lord can then whyFT not. He is a munter.
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