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Captain Darling's tears were the leprechaun's pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

The most diplomatic thing I can say is your words and posts reflect poorly upon your compatriots.

NZ stuck down in Shi Pa Town. Continue leaderlessly trucking it up in their own half AB pack a step slow in thought and deed.

wft was the Japan eligibility rule again? Dont think Gunter and Cornelsen or any of the other flotsammed raft of mercenaries out there today vs France are on any "grandfather" rule. Just rock up for a couple of club games and next season, here's your jersey fella. What a joke. It just looks...

In the All Airport matchday XXIII for a reason. https://www.greenandgoldrugby.com/community/threads/the-all-airport-xv.18789/page-5

Cometh the hour, cometh the man. Maybe this time he won't walk around like a big fat lightweight. Just seems so ponderous, such terrible rugby instincts, like he barely knows where he should be going. Hopefully he looks in the mirror and realises he is an ENORMOUS MUNTER and just starts...

Hate to brag but I have an Internet phD in Rugby Analytics.

Actually, now that I think about it, I can doctor the last half of my resume using the skillset outlined in the first half of my resume.....

I'm probably way over-qualified for a position in a rugby league organisation. My complete resume: - has computer with MS paint function. - has no criminal record.

"You know what this jacket is made out of?" "No, Mrs Raelene" "Beaver" "............"

RA CEO Pfitzy set to incarcerate 3 Brumbies fans and their mascots in Sydney for failing to keep left.

"It's all about priorities". --Brumbies fans in Sydney.

Whenever I see Kellaway I think back to Auck schools rugby. Blokes like him NEVER got a look in, just cos of what they looked like. Always passed over in favour of the next PI freight train specimen who just burned you on the outside..... and because no one could ever stop him, he never learned...

offense: hair pulling. sanction: red card, then offender sits in naughty chair as linesman shave offenders head and sellotape all proceeds to referee Pfitzy's head during next break in play.

Jesus. Think you might need a more diplomatic name for that hoary great tome. "The People's History of Rugby In Australia" or some shit. On and on it goes. The children fidget. The womenfolk check their phones. The blokes scrunch up their faces and squint at the big screen wondering why the...

my team for T2 1 G Bower. do it again then 2 Samisoni. undeniable now 3 Ofa. he woke up. go again big lad. 4 B Retallick 5 S Whitelock. one of these two to drop out, Vaai in. I want to see the kid in a goalline stand using his face for brakes before I'm sold on him. 6 Scrote Barrett. sure...

Imagine Pfitzy as RA CEO..... - All players in Greater Sydney area conscripted to play for NSFW Waratahs. Like national service. 5 year minimum. - All "Welcome to Country" speeches to be read by Pfitzy. Minimum speech length: 15 minutes. - All Super Rugby/test match referees required to...