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  1. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Sounds brutal but has to happen. The Pooper didnt work and neither is this Deckchairs on the Titanic stuff isnt it. They'll surely have to at least look at Jordie at 2nd 5
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders (NZ) Rugby Team Thread.

    Straight swap. Razor fast-tracked straight into AB's job TODAY and Feeky, Foxy, Fozzie, Stormy, Mooary and the whole clowncar of failures put in charge of the Cantabs. I'M KIDDING. Even I wouldnt wish that on the Cantabs.
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    Surprised they opened the comments section on Stuff. One of the articles published this morning already had 419 posts about 2 hours after publication. The charalatan will surely not last the day. This has been building for YEARS. Ask Chiefs fans, incredulous that their claytons coach was...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

  5. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Some utter, utter failures in that AB XV last night. Even Aaron Smith. If he's not going to offer even the risk of having a snipe then defenders can sweat on his beautiful, beautiful pass out in the midfield where its inevitably heading and hello, backwards we go again. The following forwards...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Australia v England: Match III, SCG, Sat 16th July 7.55pm AEST

    ffs, Aus play 90% of the rugby and the jammy poms are somehow up 11-10 at HT
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Australia v England: Match III, SCG, Sat 16th July 7.55pm AEST

    GLORIOUS rugby football try. And from that rad overhead angle too. The absolute standard of excellence.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Australia v England: Match III, SCG, Sat 16th July 7.55pm AEST

    Excellent Welcome To Country. "We used to drink from the waters of Illyawara to Wollongong but 139 years ago some white colonising pricks turned up and stopped us. Well, we're still here c****s so go f** yourselves. Illiwabi on 3, ILLIWABI!"
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    LOL Tahdg Beirne spends the last 10 minutes COMPLETELY molesting and abusing the All Blacks forward pack who were labouring under the collective illusion that they were "on attack" 5 metres out from the Irish line
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    Operation No-Fucks-Given National Team LOLburgers Fozzie Dreadwatch.
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    T-minus 90 minutes for ignition sequence start on Operation No-Fucks-Given National Team LOLburgers Fozzie Dreadwatch. GIF High Performance Deployment Unit now on High Alert Standby. GIF Likelihood Deployment Odds, Execution Premonition Protocols Initiated. At 1: At 2: At 3:
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

  13. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    Fozzie judges players purely on how long they've been with the team, irrespective of performance in matches. To him, ST is just some new kid he's seen wandering around training. Dane Coles is ready so that new guy just drops out.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    LOL Cyclo in trouble again :)
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    Guessing Fozzie thinks fine then, you tenured flops in the pack got us into this mess, now get us out of it. Still, looking at the 2 teams, the ball looks to be in Ire's court. Play to their potential, limit tinpot intercepts and cards, and they win. Poor old impactless and uncoached AB pack...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    That opening Maori try scoring move was faptastic LOL@Party Boy Josh. So much talent but what a shambles of a player. Those penalty shots just about fucked off out of the Caketin at 45 degrees. And with Flapanara and his loopy slo-mo pass inside him the whole venture was doomed from the get go...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    The time is nigh to send out the bat signal to The Blues Death Squad. 6 Akira 7 Paps 8 Hoskins Fuck the failures, Cane and Ardie. Speedbumps and last years men. Be brave and cut your losses. tl/dr only the The Blues Death Squad can save Fozzie and New Zealand.
  18. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Jesus, that website is shot to shit. Lax form from @waiopehu oldboy for failing to correctly maintain it. He had ONE job to do. ONE JOB.
  19. Dismal Pillock

    Ireland NZ Tour 2022

    Doris for me in a red hot second.
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