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LOL cantabs with their usual gameplan, give away a million penalties in their own 22 safe in the knowledge that their opponents are too thick/clueless/crap to capitalise. Of course, it worked. Again. Chiefs trucked it up into traffic for the full 80, hoping the seas would part..... but...

It's like a dying star having one final brief burst of radiance before flaming out and capitulating into itself in ignominious servile obsequiousness.

"Um you've reached Tevita, this is my voice message, uhh, you're breaking up now, ok bye then".

Paps will have a certain anonymous unnamed Ex-Auckland Blues assistant coach on speed dial by now. "Officer, let's think about this. Are you really sure you saw what you think you saw? ".........." "..................................." "...um, hello Mr anonymous...

"Officer, I'm in a race against time to be fit for the Ireland series".

What happens if the final is Bumbreeze vs Cantabs? Paint-By-Numbers Death Star vs Actual Death Star? tl/dr; When Death Stars Collide:

Not really. Closest i can come is this;

Unfair on the children. Revealing their identities like that. You need to censor out that information like this:

Blues can lose from anywhere on the park. It's in their DNA. It's seems like about 6 months ago they were still on the 12,000 losses in a row to NZ teams losing streak. Ref O'Qweef is a yes. Wont be duped by ACT ruck crash and awe tactics and won't be bullied by Nic White. Unlike terrified...

yeah Bleus scrum was on skates last week, need some munt in the engine room and Ofa to put his big boy pants on. Bumbreeze obvious anti-rugby, anti-life plan will be scrum penalty, Banks kick to corner, maul, try. All fucken night. Need to bring the heavy artillery, minimise errors, go through...

Expecting the dirt on the following AB's from the 1 season mercenary influx:: Tony Woodcock Andrew Hore Brad Thorn Elliot Dixon Mose Tuiali'i Colin Slade Hosea Gear Tamati Ellison one of my least fave players ever. Sly cheap-shots, bullshit mercenary. Ma'a Nonu

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/super-rugby/128879442/poison-highlanders-reveal-how-influx-of-all-blacks-tore-the-club-apart-in-2013

Does this forii have even ONE Chiefs fan? This semifinal thread might not even make it to 2 pages ffs

OMGF now that is upping the ante. TL/DR; that mo will dominate mine in the battle of the dirty sanchezes.

Oh crap thats a thought. Just looked up Straya's broadband internet speed ranking: 67th ffs. Who's laying the cable down there, the stupid bloody Gunston brothers? Official Brumbies Match Day Sound Of Dying Dreams:

I will make you suffer so bad you'll be shitting War and Peace

"NZ forfeit 2027 Rugby World Cup Final after just 2 minutes when noted hollywood diver Sevu Reece attempts to rub his head against an opposing players hand in order to initiate TMO forfeiture proceedings. Referee Pfitzy instead adjudges Reece to have engaged in unsportsmanlike conduct and is...