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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Broadcast options for Australian Rugby

    Halftime is way better on here. If Aus side is losing to kiwi side you'll get: Derps and Adam84: "this comp sucks why are we even playing these fucken pricks, way to kill the sport in straya fluffybunnyz" Shiggins: "kiwi pricks all coming in from the side, no YC from ref, this is a joke" Where do the...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Broadcast options for Australian Rugby

    Here on the Pitcairns they'll cut to the 3 talking heads pitchside for a couple of mins, then play the jingle, then radio silence for 5 -10 mins as we switch to an end on camera shot of the subs dicking around on the field. Then a minute or two before half resumes the talking heads will come...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    QF 4 Brumbies vs Hurricanes 4-07 7.35pm AEST, 9.35pm NZT

    He was. But then again, so hard for the ref when ACT seem to have a "crash and awe" approach of just everyone infringing at the ruck, off feet, continuing to slow down ball carrier, so the ref can't possibly ping all of them and ends up flummoxed at it all happening so fast and pings no one. Job...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    QF 4 Brumbies vs Hurricanes 4-07 7.35pm AEST, 9.35pm NZT

    It is fucking horrid being winded, you feel completely helpless and maybe even a bit panicked due to no air in the lungs. "Milked it", LOL, coming from most of the toffs on here who've never even played the game.
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Advisory Edicts For When Pfitzy Becomes A Ref

    offense: patting opposing player on the head after opponent has stuffed something up and try has been scored. sanction: cancellation of try and penalty try awarded to opposing team down the other end.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    QF 4 Brumbies vs Hurricanes 4-07 7.35pm AEST, 9.35pm NZT

    The hell was going on with the Canberra crowd? Did they think they were at a soccer game? Just incredibly boorish and embarrassing. Still, I suppose their anti-rugby predilection was a reflection of the team they "support" on the field. Who knew civil servants could be so uncivil.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Chiefs SF 10/06/22

    Not the greatest Cantab vintage this year - vanilla plonkers like Grace and Christie as well as some of the most dogshit backs in recent AB history - but FFS it's a semi final in Chch, in the winter. The Chiefs are DEFINITELY going to lose. I think you should wear a Chiefs jersey so your family...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Brumbies SF, June 11 2022

    Date: SATURDAY 11 JUNE 2022 KO: 19:05 NZT Venue: Eden Park Official Blues Matchday Team GIF: Official Brumbies Matchday Team GIF:
  9. Dismal Pillock

    QF 4 Brumbies vs Hurricanes 4-07 7.35pm AEST, 9.35pm NZT

    WFT. And you know he wasnt winded how? He looked pretty fucken winded to me
  10. Dismal Pillock

    The All-Airport XV.

    Dickheadism not in selection criteria:
  11. Dismal Pillock

    QF 4 Brumbies vs Hurricanes 4-07 7.35pm AEST, 9.35pm NZT

    LOL Jordie goes off and genius Canes coach hooks Flapanara and Coles to totally kneecap his own team, the Canes promptly fall to pieces, game over. Ardie = speedbump city. Also not a captains arsehole.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    QF 4 Brumbies vs Hurricanes 4-07 7.35pm AEST, 9.35pm NZT

    Ala'alatoa should demand an apology from the ref for his team having less points on the scoreboard at halftime than the other team. Amazing handling from the Canes given the conditions. Mental clash of styles on show. Proactive ball-in-hand running rugby from the Canes vs kick and hope and...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2022

    Gender is a fluid construct these days, Cyclo. #no_judgment
  14. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Am finally coming around to him. Still dont see him as a game breaker but around the rucks he is kind of fantastic. Also, reports of the demise of Lurch AKA Guzzler AKA BBBR AKA Armageddon On Stilts may have been greatly exaggerated.
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2022

    Is this a direct transcript from your most recent appointment with @cyclopath?
  16. Dismal Pillock

    QF 4 Brumbies vs Hurricanes 4-07 7.35pm AEST, 9.35pm NZT

    He'll lay low until the heat dies down then do a James Leckie and pop up in the TMO box 3 months from now.
  17. Dismal Pillock

    QF 4 Brumbies vs Hurricanes 4-07 7.35pm AEST, 9.35pm NZT

    Yeah, the Bumbreeze and their test rugby Paint-By-Numbers Death Star slog hold more terrors for me than the Blackwell's and Kirifi's of the comp.
  18. Dismal Pillock

    The All-Airport XV.

    Far too good at rugby to fit in with this posse of posers.
  19. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Highlanders, Super Rugby QF, Sat June 4th 2022

    The Pillars of Foundational Fortitude hold aloft the weightlessly effortless parting of the clouds leading to The Light of Ascension as foretold in The Prophecy in accordance with The Book of Boomfa.
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