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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Highlanders, Super Rugby QF, Sat June 4th 2022

    Extremely distressing 1st half of chokey chokey rugby BUT NOW THE CHILDREN OF TOMORROWS DESTINY HAVE ARRIVED FULLY FORMED UPON THE WINGS OF VALHALLA'S DESTINY, GODSPEED THE BLUE VORTEX OF BLACK DEATH
  2. Dismal Pillock

    The All-Airport XV.

    Removing this player from All Airport XV considerations. He has become highly effective, especially around the rucks.
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Chiefs vs Waratahs QF 4 June 2.35 AEST

    Absolutely pathetic. A playoff game ffs and it looks like there's about 300 people there. Thrilling half of top flight running rugby too. Only 2 scrums ffs. Couple of poor kick misses and a betty crocker of a pass from Stranger Things Edmed
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies 2023

    Sometimes wonder if a coach isnt curious - in a bit of a nothing game - to go FULL-ON Franken Jannie de Beers and see what happens. Just set up "floating screens" or something and tell 2 or 3 blokes to absolutely go to town pinging droppie attempts. Fuck the fans reaction, just howitzer those...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies 2023

    Totally agree. His error rate is absolutely mind-boggling. But he looks the part and, as you say, will occasionally get the job done. If I'm Rennie i7d be at least having a look at Carter Gordon back there.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Reds 3/06/22 - QF1

    Happy to help.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2022

    NZer correct order of support: 1. Your team 2. other NZ team in match (except cantabs) 3. If two NZ teams whichever one isn't the cantabs, 4. Moana Pasifika 5 Drua 6 Alltime Ranga XV 7 Alltime Sloppy Rig/Dad Bod XV 8 Alltime Airport XV 9 Alltime Crim XV 10 Hitler 11 Satan 12 The Devil 13 Vlad...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2022

  9. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Highlanders, Super Rugby QF, Sat June 4th 2022

    All u freeks obsessing over Dalts Master Cock status can rest easy; just a bit of appendicitis
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Chiefs vs Waratahs QF 4 June 2.35 AEST

    Things I Want From This Rugby Football Match: This GIF to be applicable to Brodie Retallicka after the 80 minutes:
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Highlanders, Super Rugby QF, Sat June 4th 2022

    Choat stepped up and gave Michael Hooper a torrid time of it the other week. I fully expect him to fill the breach versus Billy Harmon The Kids and Hugh Renton Dirty Vids.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Reds 3/06/22 - QF1

    Word has it Sully's main job is to monitor Cyclo.....
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Highlanders, Super Rugby QF, Sat June 4th 2022

    T-minus 8 hours for ignition sequence start on Operation Lucy Charlie Brown Football Banana Skin Sudden Death Barkays Fakatava. Valves, stable. Boosters, stable. Weather's looking real nice up here Houston, all systems are a go. Houston: "Checking command modules". Coach Leon: "Guidance is...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2022

    FFS I hope ONE goddamn aussie team wins this weekend or semi-final week will be bloody miserable around here.
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Reds 3/06/22 - QF1

    Would've been nice if we could've kept the other thread as an alternate reality commentary where the cantabs lost. But no, the cantabs have to win in BOTH threads. Sometimes cantabs can be insensitive towards the feelings of non-partisan bystanders.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Blackadder: ROOTED Papalii: ROOTED Sam Cane: more often than not ROOTED 6 Akira Ioane Frizzle Vaai Jacobsen 7 Ardie Savea 8 Sotutu goddamnit
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Highlanders, Super Rugby QF, Sat June 4th 2022

    The way Bar-Kays Fakatava has been playing it's not the biggie it wouldve once been FFS. JUST when he was about to put that busted old carthorse Cane out to pasture. Understandable he doesnt want the details revealed; the medical world would be in uproar if the general public found out...
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Reds 3/06/22 - QF1

    ffs Goodhue looked slow and shitty considering he's been treated as the heir apparent to whatever backline position he wanted during the last 2 years of injury. Getting subbed for Braying Eeyore is not a flash look Tate Mcdermott had some real skullbrained moments. Oh well, at least it was in...
  19. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Reds 3/06/22 - QF1

    Does Daugunu have the wrong sprigs on? He seems to run as if he's too scared to change direction as he thinks he might slip over. I will cut you Derpus. I will cut you like a big fat juicy watermelon. LOL@cantab crowds, their most exciting moment is one of them might actually catch the rugby...
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