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Mark Telea. Sure, great season, but when push comes to shove on defense in big games, bolting out of the d-line and leaving gaping holes behind you ain't cool motherfucker. Rieko Ioane The tenured princeling emasculated by the ghost of Jack Goodhue and Braying Eeyore. Fucking LOLLLLL...

Auckland Blues 2023 Official Season Review. Absolute dogshit. Show pony forwards, a scatter-brained shitpassing Ranga at halfback and there are not enough derogatory adjectives to describe my distaste for what Beauden Barrett has done to the Blues jersey this season. Just. FUCK. OFF. I've...

It was pretty funny watching that smallish Cantabs no-name #6 absolute savage the entire Blues pack at the tackle and counter ruck right from the opening whistle and for the entire 80 minutes. Whoever he is, he won't be named in Fozzie's AB squad tomorrow. Instead we'll get the blase hearts and...

Fucking LLLOLLLLLLL. NEVER underestimate the capacity of the Blues to brainlessly shit the bed at Lancaster Park. Half-arsed show ponies to a man. ALL BLACKS all over the park and they got MURDERED by the Cantabs B team. As pathetic as they are pea-brained. Vaguely terrifing for NZ if about...

Wobs XV I wouldnt like to see front up vs NZ..... 1 3 2 fat 3 bastads (whoever) 4 Arnold 5 Skelton. (2 towers of murder) 6 Rob Valetini (can he play 6? well, he's going to have to now. You can't leave Gleeson out.....) 7 Mcreight 8 Gleeson 9 Nic White 10 Carter Gordon 11 Koroibete 12 Ikitau 13...

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/opinion/132250648/the-case-for-allowing-all-blacks-to-play-for-any-super-rugby-pacific-team Further to some trans-tasman swapsies, one brilliant idea I had just now is "Protected Players". The system would be called "Designated Players", or, "DP" for short. Each...

Even with half the Cantabs crook I have no hope Loss Bleus will win this. Just too dumb and leaderless. Cantabs to lucy the football away from the ever gullible Charlie Browns of Soup Rugby.

You should see the PM's I send to the schoolboys. "Hi, Cyclo here, you've been a very naughty boy. Matron and I are going to give you a jolly good spanking" "Hi, Cyclo here again, can you see me on the other side of the chainlink fence?"

A draft? FFS. LOL the Cantabs and their finely tuned Murder Academy would just love to tell their next top young blue chipper coming along the conveyer belt "yeah, we know you've dreamed of being a Crusader all your life and we've invested in you as the next Dan Carter.......... but we're so...

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/super-rugby/132292711/hurricanes-coach-says-no-doubt-ardie-savea-scored-slams-tmo-process

FFS you'd think a keen aussie rugby fan would have the respect to spell that surname correctly.

Can imagine the meltdown on this forum if the hometown ref crew had dudded their team like that

I've been polishing it until it shines.

He's definitely been drinking all afternoon.

Oh shit, Friday night, back at the red and black graveyard of shattered dreams.