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  1. Dismal Pillock

    July Internationals 2023 - matches not involving Australia

    July 9th is coming fast. Guessing company man Fozzie won't want to take any risks with newbies in Mendoza and will go with last seasons tried and trusted 8 from 13 shitshowers to "play their way into form". And they'll lose to Argentina. Again. Which means the chopping and changing will start...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2023 Qualifying & Miscellany

    any ideas what the the Samoa best XV look like? 1 Faumaini/Toomaga Allen 2 3 Alalatoaa/Lay 4 Curry 5 6 Seu/Luatua/Jordan Taufua 7 Miracle Failagi 8 Jack Lam 9 Enari/Taumateine 10 Sopoaga/Leilafano 11 TNW 12 Toala 13 D'Angelo Leuilua 14 15 Only 2 go through from Eng, Arg, Japan and Samoa? LOL...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    What an absolute dickhead. By that metric, he'll also have to do "extra work on" the D of Will Jordan (still a liability), Clarke (zero spatial awareness), Faianganuku, (his last test was a shambolic mess defensively), and Telea (bolts up out of the line leaving acres of space behind him)
  4. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Dumped on his arse from both squads. ALL the skills in the world, should be revolutionising the game, and rocks up from the hair salon and wanders around and gets his cock and balls blasted up his own arse by some no-name Cantab counterparts en route to the most pathetic loss in Blues history.
  5. Dismal Pillock

    July Internationals 2023 - matches not involving Australia

    Only 5 games til RWC? NZ need to name the top XV and ride that pony to Valhalla. No rotation.* Combos need to gel. 1 Ethan de Groot 2 Taukei’aho 3 Tyrel Lomax 4 Brodie Retallick 5 Samuel Whitelock guessing they'll get nursed thru, Scrote Barrett to spell them 6 Samipeni Finau just get him in...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Not surprised he was overlooked. Defensively he was even more ponderous and lost in space positionally than Caleb Clarke....
  7. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    LOL@Akira and Sotutu, dumped to shit. Sotutu can't even make the AB XV. Good on Finau. An actual gutsy worker. FFS Zarn misses out altogether. Goddamnit FUCKING Frizzle is still there. Dallas Mcleod over Stevenson?
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2023 Final - Chiefs v Crusaders

    Another defensive arm wrestle on the cards? "Test match intensity" is fine but I dont know how much more forceback/one-off hitups I can thrill to. Chiefs Official Matchday Team GIF: Cantabs Official Matchday Team GIF: My latest brilliant idea is that after 200 tackles in the match, both...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    I agree completely. It was an absolutely bewildering shartstorm of the most spinelessly inept cluelessness. I cannot believe there were senior All Blacks all over the field for the Blues and yet virtually straight from the kickoff they folded like deck chairs on the Titanic simultaneously...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Guessing Fozzie will kowtow and appease the weight of public opinion and pick Stevenson. But Narawa, Harmon, Aumua and Finau will be overlooked in favour of the "experienced" plonkers who shit the bed last season LOL. Might pick prop T.Williams to keep tenured sleepwalkers Ofa and Nepo at...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies 2023

    Byron Kelleher is on this side of the equator.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2023 SF: Chiefs v Brumbies

    Poor Shiggers, can't blame the aussie ref for the loss so tries to blame the linesman. clutching_at_straws.gif
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2023 SF: Chiefs v Brumbies

    Oh shit, looks like they're bringing the full agenda.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Plenty of Chiefs under the microscope stood up tonight in a test match level arm wrestle. Would be funny if Fozzie, aggrieved and sour at being turfed out, said "fine then, fuckyuz, you call me a conservative company man, you want some fresh blood, here ya go, I'm gonna go full Chiefs mafia and...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2023 SF: Chiefs v Brumbies

    It was suitably medieval and agricultural given its environ. Proper tight test match level of play. The endless kicking and hit ups did verge on tedious but still engrossing viewing.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2023 SF: Chiefs v Brumbies

    The voices in Tom Wright's head.
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    Oops, sorry, wrong GIF. It's this one:
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