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"I want to get the forwards a bit rougher and tougher, I think rugby starts up front, so we just need to work on that." --new Blues coach Vern Cotter addresses his assistants. "Is this how you do it coach?" --Blues forwards trying to get rougher and tougher.

Can hardly bear to watch this slow motion trainwreck of an AB season unfold. Failureface Frizzle at 6, the lumpen remnants of Cane's broken bod tenured at 7, Rieko lost in space in the centres, zero impact Havili, Ennor and ALB the other midfield options, Beauden shoehorned into the starting XV...

"It's ok, we'll still win, Ian will move Beauden in to start at fullback. From there, Beauden can randomly insert himself in at the 1st 5 position on a whim whenever he feels like it....."

The working relationship between NZ and Australian Rugby represented in GIF format;

LOL@new AB jersey and accompanying NZRFU sales blurb

Goddamnit I chundered out this rant in 2018 after another crappy EOYT https://nzstuffherald.wordpress.com/2018/12/08/all-blacks-eoyt-2018/

Excellent! So only a few short weeks till we're shot of Fozzie the fraud forever!

O'Qweef ushering his boys to the tryline. This way lads, forward passes fine, playing it on the ground fine, don't worry I'll just ping the Chiefs for the same thing, you'll be fine.

The end of a relationship with the Auckland Blues is always hard. You feel an unbearable pain that keeps you trapped in the past, praying for the Blues of 2003 to return. You keep wondering if things could go back to how it was but you realize Caucau and Carlos and J.Roks are not coming back...

Might give Kubler Ross a try. For some reason Shiggins 5 Stages of Grief is not working at all.....

Woah, it's not January yet. I've still got 5 more months of marinading in bile-tinged rancour. Stewing and spewing and seething at the latest rudderless capitulation from the spatula-brained mental pygmies.

With the telly cameras trained on Fozzie in the stands , Chiefs should hold a pre-match minute of silence in memory of Shaun Stevenson not getting selected for the All Blacks. Awkward.

https://www.captiongenerator.com/v/2290093/auckland-blues-capitulate-to-the-cantabs

LOL@NZ. Get globally humiliated to the tune of 40 or 50 in opening match then Fozzie's fosburied flops quickly eliminated from tourney in their very next hard match vs Ireland or the boks.

I can only hope Beauden Barrett is reading. MY mental health has been damaged by the cossetted cotton-wooling c***t rocking up from Welly to wipe his arse all season on the revered Auckland Blues rugby football jersey.

Whatever's in Cyclo's fridge mate. Remember, the onus is on him. I am the guest here.

This is going to take some time. I need to think.

Everyone talking up France or Ireland, I reckon they'll wilt under the expectation. That's when the bokkes usually ride in and bludgeon everyone to death and win the whole thing again. Can we please have a proper RWC thread yet @Braveheart81 or is it too early? Also can I go to Cyclo's house...