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  1. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Who wouldve guessed Fozzie's 50%-ers would have started the test season by handily winning two very tricky fixtures. Fozzie the endlessly tinkering stumblebum appears to have bumbled across his top team too ffs..... 1 Ethan de Groot. although knowing Fozzie he'll whisk Joe Moody straight the...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v Argentina @ CommBank Stadium 7.45pm Sat 15/07

    Waco Jaco letting opposition have a nice lie down at the back of rucks was a bit of a jarring sight after seeing it pinged to death all through soup rugby Great old ding dong for the neutral. Bit of squeaky bum time for the aussie viewers. Match highlight, Coach Eddie up in the box throwing a...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v Argentina @ CommBank Stadium 7.45pm Sat 15/07

    I think Justin Harrison may have started microdosing on a macro scale.
  4. Dismal Pillock

    July Internationals 2023 - matches not involving Australia

    NZ XV vs Japan Xv Rd II Another easy enough win for NZ but not many here will be troubling the 1st's. Perofuture and Akira went well enough but for me the only 2 over the 2 weeks who I would promote: Billy Proctor: straight swap for Ennor. Come on Fozzie, you know it makes sense. Barkays...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    July Internationals 2023 - matches not involving Australia

    haha, whata GIF. Airport shuttles from Manukau get as far as the wastelands of Mangere and from there..... "Come on you c***ts, we can run to Onehunga from here, call it our warmup...."
  6. Dismal Pillock

    The Moana Pasifika Franchise

    That's farcical. "We don't even have to go to the islands to poach players anymore, Moana do all the legwork and bring the new recruits right to our doorsteps for us! Thank you, Moana Pasifika!"
  7. Dismal Pillock

    July Internationals 2023 - matches not involving Australia

    8 Jasper Wiese, 7 Franco Mostert, 6 Kwagga Smith, 5 Lood de Jager, 4 Eben Etzebeth (captain), 3 Frans Malherbe, 2 Bongi Mbonambi, 1 Steven Kitshoff. 16 Malcolm Marx, 17 Thomas du Toit, 18 Vincent Koch, 19 RG Snyman, 20 Pieter-Steph du Toit, 21 Duane Vermeulen OMFG. Those forwards,.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    RWC jerseys

    WFT it looks like they started making 4 different jerseys then while they took a lunchbreak Stevie Wonder came in and sewed all 4 up together.
  9. Dismal Pillock

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    All Blacks coach Ian Foster's pathetic attempt to copy Razor's post-match celebratory breakdance comes to an abrupt halt following a swift kicking from All Black captain Sam Cane.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all-blacks/300925308/oli-jager-asafo-aumua-and-isaia-walkerleawere-leave-all-blacks-xv-tour As soon as I heard this story I thought "Walker Leaware". Bet he woke up in Kabukicho on Thursday morning roofied off his tits with his left hand smelling funny and 4...
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  12. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies 2023 World Cup Positivity Thread

    Also placing the following member on Auxiliary Back-Up Ignore List that supplements Main Ignore List: @Wilson
  13. Dismal Pillock

    July Internationals 2023 - matches not involving Australia

    Invalid Pole. Polling options should read: - trip - kick - punch in head - shoulder charge to head - clothesline - Onehunga Reverse Suplex - Half Nelson - Full Nelson - Massive boot to the groin - Vulcan Nerve Pinch
  14. Dismal Pillock

    July Internationals 2023 - matches not involving Australia

    In all srsness I kind of agree with you. Until I dont. I would keep riding Coles to start upon the wings of Valhalla till glory does beckon. 45 mins then bring on SamT. Super Rugby Superstar Codie Taylor will run thru walls for Razor but get him in black and it all goes a bit meh. Jordan and...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    July Internationals 2023 - matches not involving Australia

    Cantab. Cantab. Cantab Cantab Cantab
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies 2023 World Cup Positivity Thread

    Dear Site Admin, Some assistance required in placing the entire GAGR Members List on my "Ignore List". Including myself. Thank you for your immediate assistance with this matter. ps, never mind, I found the function: --DP.
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies 2023 World Cup Positivity Thread

    We have a voucher, ergo, by forii law, the motion is now passed.
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies 2023 World Cup Positivity Thread

    Dear Site Admin, Could we please BAN the uploading of GIF's as they may be affecting GAGR's bandwidth capabilities. Thank you for your immediate compliance with this matter. --DP.
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