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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Drua v Reds, Sat 3 Jun, 2:35PM

    Drua parting like the red sea on their own line, Reds just struggling to get down there Could be due for an updated version of worst commentator thread *cough* tim horan
  2. Dismal Pillock

    SR2023 - NZ Derbies & v Drua/ Moana

    FFS what a drag. - 65 mins of scrum resets for Ofa. - Ref O'Qweef letting the Landers d-line bolt up offside in the 2nd half - Ranga Christie playing like he's back in his high school 3rd XV. Only highlight was Rieko easing into 5th gear to run down pommy 1st 5 Montgomery Burns kick through...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/international/300892227/french-rugby-prop-mohamed-haouas-remanded-in-custody-until-trial
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Northern Hemisphere Rugby

    I don't understand. Paddy is currently in my Alltime Crim Matchday XXIII. I was led to believe he is a convicted rapist. Why is he playing professional rugby football again? WHY? ANSWER ME. http://www.greenandgoldrugby.com/community/threads/all-time-crim-1st-xv.15143/post-1312434
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Try of the Year 2023

    How many more sleeps until the pole? Asking for a friend.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Barbarians v World XV

    You can call me hardline but **ALL** foreign nationals who shit in the hand that produced their burgeoning skills and abruptly turn their back on the opportunity to play test rugby and instead choose to trot around in that idiotic crowdless corporate dogshit comp in Japan should be liberally...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    SR2023 - NZ Derbies & v Drua/ Moana

    LOL he played about 12 minutes of test rugby all season during his bespoke fanboi tour of Europe's finest rugby grounds.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    ACT Brumbies v Chiefs - Saturday 27 May

    The 112 Canberra rugby fans in that miserable stadium come across as unsporting unknowledable hooray-henry types.
  9. Dismal Pillock

    ACT Brumbies v Chiefs - Saturday 27 May

    OMFG. There is no one there. "Test match atmosphere" my fat arse. It's a silent mausoleum.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    ACT Brumbies v Chiefs - Saturday 27 May

    I too am today a longtime supporteer of the team representing Hamilton and its surroundling hamlets.
  11. Dismal Pillock

    SR2023 - NZ Derbies & v Drua/ Moana

    MARK TELEA HAS MURDERED THE THIRD EYE OF THE CHILDREN'S DREAMS WITH A 4TH ESTATE OF RUGBY FOOTBALL TRIES. THE BESPOKE PROPHECY AS EVENTS REALISED, AS FORETOLD, THEN ACTUATED, HAS BECOME MANIFEST IN THE LEDGER OF ALL PROPHESISED PROPHECIES IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER. ps HEY TJ, SOMETHING...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    SR2023 - NZ Derbies & v Drua/ Moana

    Oddjob Aumua's rogered throw-ins greatly appreciated. Bleus going El Hefe Route 1 Contraband Secretion Murderball
  13. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Think I read somewhere he kind of failed the No Dickheads test with his teammates and/or coaches on the AB EOYT last year? Wouldnt surprise, the grinning/gloating thing, seems like that sort of guy.....
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders Vs Tahs - Mordor - 27th May

    Excuse me but is that Auckland Blues favourite son JOHN AFOA running around in a red and black Crusaders jersey? Goodbye everyone. I need to go outside now and walk into heavy traffic.
  15. Dismal Pillock

    SR2023 - NZ Derbies & v Drua/ Moana

    Donatello Aumua will be riding a lot of pine in Cantabland if he's going to keep defending like he is. Leiliafano you absolute wally. #you_had_ONE_job_to_do Radio rental old ding dong of a game though. 47-46 is an NCAA college basketball score ffs.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Try of the Year 2023

    LOL, are Queenslanders the Irishmen of GAGR? Reds score great try, Qlnder fishes for great try of the year noms, then 1 minute later IMMEDIATELY posts reason why he started the thread, 1 minute later next Qlander vouches close the thread. Lock it up Cyclo, it's like it never happened!
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Prison Baddies XV

    Hayne and "Exotic" lack the required name recognition to be eligible for this rugby football team.
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Highlanders v Queensland Reds, Forsyth Barr Stadium, Friday 26 May

    I know zer0 and W.O aint fans but that is why Bar-Kays Fakatava is in my RWC squad. Weber or Christie wouldve been content to just spin that wide for Scrote Gregory to drop again, game over.
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