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Emergency Convening of The Hooded Order of Phlegmatic Cantabs Agenda: Expulsion of the following individual: Quentin Strange. Crime: Spitting the dummy and having a giant sook when his team is already up 64-0 in a rugby football match. Verdict: GUILTY

"Mummy, mummy, I don't want to watch any more, the Fiji people are already all dead....." "By cloak of death starry darkness the corpses are piling up, my child. Avert your eyes and try not to think of the blackness of a Cantabs soul mixed with the rivers of hell running red with murder yeah...

The atrocities have begun. Gruesome war crimes being enacted upon unwitting pacific island tourists. The only mercy is TJ not being on hand to gleefully rub our faces in the blood and despair.

Reds had an almighty tilt at it. Their kicking game plan was really well done but..... ...... just fell short by not contesting enough of these to make something happen down the other end. pswft Vunivalu gets slagged off all season then does that.

Daugunu has been removed from All Airport considerations. You only get one shot at this team and once you play with some ticker you have left the terminal.

The much vaunted Shaun Stevenson and his loosey goosey take on defence will not cut it at the next level up. Giving Vunivalu the touchline was some cocky bullshit that backfired all over his arse.

I dunno, Dauguna did exactly the same thing to Sam Cane.

Reds have kind of got their number again. Oddly conservative from the Chiefs, gone into their shell a bit.

5 votes each in this most pressing of poles.

GAGR predictable as clockwork. "Wahhhh, the kiwi ref stole the game from us."

MOTM Big Red Robinson. Terrible opening 20 mins. Barrett the ghastly fucking ****** was shitting me blind with those cute crossfield bombs from inside his own 22. NSFW easily collect and go straight on attack on Blues 22. Such a dumb copout of a play. Cotton wooling c***t, I hope failure face...

The gist of this thread is that the Cantabs have ignored results and picked another old grunt from the local old boys network. A Todd Blackadder 2.0 tenure?

The Blues are as brainless as they are beautiful. The wheels fall off all too easily. They're pretty much leaderless. Like myopic carthorses, they'll mindlessly plow away at pick and go assaults on the enemy tryline and ignore a 5 on 1 stroll-in out in the backs. That said..... with NSFW...

- Me trying to find the volume button on this bloody music video clip.

"Reg you useless lazy f****** c***, you turn that bull**** f*******"@" thread off right f***ing now, bandwidth doesnt grow on trees you know, you useless simian ***** mother****** *****............................ - Rugby Reg getting chewed out by G.Agger.

NSFW players will need all the chute shields they can find to protect against the rampaging alpha gigachad Blues marauders.

It's Sunday morning, you can stop drinking now.