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  1. Dismal Pillock

    SR2023 - NZ Derbies & v Drua/ Moana

    Bumbreeze premier filth merchant is surely Darcy Swain. A few headpats, some verbals, maybe some spicy ruck cleanouts, should be enough to lure the giant crybaby prick into trying to tupaea Coles' lower limbs into the ICU. If not Swain then Coles should definitely try to impregnate Nic White.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Worst Commentator Pole 2

    Amazed Greg Clark still has 0 votes. Sean Maloney only 1 vote. Didnt mind him at first but he's starting to really get on my tits. His performance in the booth last night was an absolute betty crocker. NSFW
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2023 QF: Crusaders v Fijian Drua

    Fears of Imminent War Crimes and Crimes against Humanity. --Reuters-- In a statement released today in Geneva Switzerland, Human Rights Solidarity (HRS), warned of the possibility that the rugby football stormtrooper militias loyal to the Death Star general Commander "Razor" Robertson will...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2023 QF: Blues vs NSW Waratahs

    Friday, June 9th. Eden Park, NZ. Official Tahs Matchday Team GIF: Official Blues Matchday Team GIF:
  5. Dismal Pillock

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    oh shit wrong section please deleete
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Western Force v Chiefs - HBF - 8PM WST, 3 June 2023

    Rodda has come back from his injury looking fat and lost.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Western Force v Chiefs - HBF - 8PM WST, 3 June 2023

    Live feed of Braveheart double checking the GAGR servers bile ducts in preparation for Shiggins entering the Force vs Chiefs matchday thread.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Worst Commentator Pole 2

    Let me help you to help yourself to get in touch with my pole.
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs v Moana Pasifika, Allianz Stadium Saturday 3 June 2023

    Wouldnt surprise me if he got a tiny bit high before going on air. A wee microdose of something. Would explain the flowery effervescence.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Worst Commentator Pole 2

    Speaking of which, Cyclo, do you want to touch my dipthong?
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs v Moana Pasifika, Allianz Stadium Saturday 3 June 2023

    Goddamnit now the dopey Blues are going to get all complacent before next weeks 1/8 final. Stupid NSFW and their cunning master plan.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Worst Commentator Pole 2

    His brain is so ill at ease with the spoken word it must be like he's a stranger inside his own head. The pole candidates here might range from mildly objectionable to face-stabbingly irritating but SBW should legitimately lap the lot of them while doing the backstroke. One armed.
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Worst Commentator Pole 2

    You have 5 votes.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Goddamnit you are right Why not move Cane to 6? He seems like a 6. Definitely does the gruntwork of a 6. 6 Cane/Blackadder 7 Papalii 8 Ardie Or would that combo roger up the lineout? Jacobsen is going great guns but my image of him in black is seeming too lightweight and not making enough...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    SR2023 - NZ Derbies & v Drua/ Moana

    He's a tweener. Too short for lock, not mobile enough for 6. Typical Canes, tip the Cantabs over in a match with nothing riding on it.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    SR2023 - NZ Derbies & v Drua/ Moana

    Dane Coles is going FULL EXOCET on his "cleanouts". Full Altamont. Out of control and itching for a scrap. Guaranteed card coming ps i LOVE Dane Coles. "Oh, oh, oh, he's such a grub, wahh, wahh....." I would take him over Codie Taylor in the AB's every day of the week and twice on Sunday
  17. Dismal Pillock

    SR2023 - NZ Derbies & v Drua/ Moana

    Leicester F is NZ rugby's version of the NBA's Dwight Howard. A big gifted jolly simpleton who thinks he's great fun but everyone else just thinks he's a dick.
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