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Hugh Jarse
Rocky Elsom (76)
Savea's having tits for hands today. About 4 tries have gone begging from Savea, J., and Savea, A. has missed at least one tackle he would usually make.
Canes in again for more meat. Bogan Barret adds the extras.
Canes 29 - Che 20. 39 minutes gone.
Scrum count = Bogan Barrett missed kicks at goal count.
Siren has gone for Oranges, but they play on for another minute.
49 points in 40 minutes. Bonus points for the Canes already.
Canes in again for more meat. Bogan Barret adds the extras.
Canes 29 - Che 20. 39 minutes gone.
Scrum count = Bogan Barrett missed kicks at goal count.
Siren has gone for Oranges, but they play on for another minute.
49 points in 40 minutes. Bonus points for the Canes already.
No4918
John Hipwell (52)
To clarify, fatter than last year and slower in the open. Still ok in contact I suppose.
Hugh Jarse
Rocky Elsom (76)
Titectomy performed on Savea's at oranges.
Canes get double meat. Score 43 Canes - Cheetahs 20. 50 minutes. 63 points.
W. Le Roux in the naughty boys chair for deliberate knock on.
Scrum Watch remains 1.
Edit.
Cheetahs meat from rolling maul. The Goose converts. Canes 43 Che 27. 53 minutes 70 points.
Edit:
Double Scrum.
Scrum Watch now = 3. 58 minutes gone.
Canes Meat. 48-27 to Canes, 63 minutes, 75 points.
New scrum ordered. Bogan B. Kick miss Watch (3) < Scrum Watch (4)
Canes get double meat. Score 43 Canes - Cheetahs 20. 50 minutes. 63 points.
W. Le Roux in the naughty boys chair for deliberate knock on.
Scrum Watch remains 1.
Edit.
Cheetahs meat from rolling maul. The Goose converts. Canes 43 Che 27. 53 minutes 70 points.
Edit:
Double Scrum.
Scrum Watch now = 3. 58 minutes gone.
Canes Meat. 48-27 to Canes, 63 minutes, 75 points.
New scrum ordered. Bogan B. Kick miss Watch (3) < Scrum Watch (4)
Hugh Jarse
Rocky Elsom (76)
Had to happen.
Conrad Smith gets meat in his 100th game to get 1/2 century for Canes. A true servant of the game.
Why was he born in the Windy city and not here?
Canes 53 Che 27. 70 minutes, 80 points.
Bogan Barrett Kick Miss = Scrum Watch = 4.
Edit:
Scrum Time. Scrums now = 5.
Time: 77 minutes. Time now catching up on the points.
Then A. Leuia gets meat under the sticks. Canes 60 - 27.
A Strauss going to have a massive shiner from a cut on his cheek - probs 5-7 stitches IMHO.
Fat Lady now singing. Game over.
Canes 60 - Cheetahs 27.
Not a game the purists would like, but bloody good fun to watch.
How cute were the little'uns wearing the #13 jumper with "Uncle Conrad" on them during the official presentation of the 100 game maori club to Conrad?
Priceless.
Great entree and suitable warm up match for the big one later tonight.
Conrad Smith gets meat in his 100th game to get 1/2 century for Canes. A true servant of the game.
Why was he born in the Windy city and not here?
Canes 53 Che 27. 70 minutes, 80 points.
Bogan Barrett Kick Miss = Scrum Watch = 4.
Edit:
Scrum Time. Scrums now = 5.
Time: 77 minutes. Time now catching up on the points.
Then A. Leuia gets meat under the sticks. Canes 60 - 27.
A Strauss going to have a massive shiner from a cut on his cheek - probs 5-7 stitches IMHO.
Fat Lady now singing. Game over.
Canes 60 - Cheetahs 27.
Not a game the purists would like, but bloody good fun to watch.
How cute were the little'uns wearing the #13 jumper with "Uncle Conrad" on them during the official presentation of the 100 game maori club to Conrad?
Priceless.
Great entree and suitable warm up match for the big one later tonight.
Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
BUGGER ME I WAS IN THE BATH WHAT DID I MISS? wFT is this early kickogff shit?
Fuckin Canes run up 60 and I mussed ut? DAMNIT.
Oh well, on the bright side, at least now my cock is clean.
Fuckin Canes run up 60 and I mussed ut? DAMNIT.
Oh well, on the bright side, at least now my cock is clean.
Yes I too am greatly looking forward to the Auckland Blues game later on tonight.
Hugh Jarse
Rocky Elsom (76)
^^^^ @Dismal Pillock, You are known for your creative graphical interpretations. Please spare us this one.
The words paint a sufficient picture.
The words paint a sufficient picture.
Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
I agree squire, no need for graphical interpretations for those Auckland Blues tonight.
It's goign to be medieval!
My wanger's getting dirty just thinking about it!
Might be time for another bath!
Dan54
David Wilson (68)
I noticed that too HJ, think it was Corey Janes kids, but not sure.
And by the way it's not a club, it's a 'Mere'
waiopehu oldboy
George Smith (75)
@Dan54 you must be pretty happy with that performance? Didn't see it myself as Warriors were on (they lost BTW) but very pleased to see they gave Conrad (@HJ please note he's a Taranaki boy, Hawera I think) the right result for his 100th. Truly a great servant of Wellington, Hurricanes & AB rugby & appropriate that they gave him a mere, it being the preserve of those who are both warriors & leaders. Also a brolly, while essential for a Welly-dweller, would've looked silly.
Your 4/5 call looking increasingly on, dare we start thinking about a clean sweep? Yeah nah, don't want to jinx it.
Your 4/5 call looking increasingly on, dare we start thinking about a clean sweep? Yeah nah, don't want to jinx it.
waiopehu oldboy
George Smith (75)
So nothing much has changed then? Let's be honest, 'canes D has mostly been rubbish since Rodney & Jerry left & wasn't much better even when they were there - they've always struck me as an outfit prepared to concede "x" tries & back themselves to score "x+1".
Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
Auckland Blues vs Lions
Hawftime. Disaster in sunny downtown Jo-Burg. 0-17.
Blues, shambolic. Weepu's pedestrian telegraphed loopy little porky deliveries handbraking any poor prick about to get the ball outside him, all recipients gobbled up by a D who can see the drivel coming from hawfway across the cavernous empty Ellis Pawk.
Some astute kicking from Benji, couple of nice touches, fuckit, just biff him in at 1st 5, Noakes is not up to enough to warrant further perseverance. Or even in at halfback, at least he'd keep the loosies honest so they dont just fan out to pick off Weepu's telegraphed targets
Hawftime. Disaster in sunny downtown Jo-Burg. 0-17.
Blues, shambolic. Weepu's pedestrian telegraphed loopy little porky deliveries handbraking any poor prick about to get the ball outside him, all recipients gobbled up by a D who can see the drivel coming from hawfway across the cavernous empty Ellis Pawk.
Some astute kicking from Benji, couple of nice touches, fuckit, just biff him in at 1st 5, Noakes is not up to enough to warrant further perseverance. Or even in at halfback, at least he'd keep the loosies honest so they dont just fan out to pick off Weepu's telegraphed targets
Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
Weepu subbed, immediate procession to tryline.
wft is that Lions try ruling, ball knocked out by Piutau so they say "nah, that move deserved a try"
AngrySeahorse
Peter Sullivan (51)
That Lions try was ridiculous. In tonight's Brum/Tahs game Hooper had the ball knocked out of his hands by White in a regulation tackle which was ruled as Hoopers knock on (as per the law book). We get the same thing here & now apparently it is a knock on by the Blues tackler, play on try Lions. Strange.
Bairdy
Peter Fenwicke (45)
A joke really. It was the commentators who said it was knocked forward. If the ball is in the Lions player possession, and a Blues player knocks the ball, I don't see how you can't rule anything but a Lions knock on.
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