All-Time Crim 1st XV

[Drew]

Important member of the squad

 

[Dctarget]

Jonathan Ruru (only 30 years old, thought he was way older) has been fired from ProD2 side La Provence for hitting his team mate’s wife… interesting move

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Loving the auto translate from French

But the evening degenerated when Jonathan Ruru sank into alcohol. And obviously, it was not the first time that the Maori presented his dark side as his blood alcohol level bordered on indecency.

An argument then broke out after the 30-year-old scrum-half punched… the wife of one of his teammates! Immediately after this incomprehensible and intolerable gesture, a player from Aix then inflicted a real correction on him. Verdict: broken jaw and shoulder.

 

[Drew]

Can’t remember who’s halfback in this selection these days. I remember putting Matt Henjak up as he’d attacked a teammate. To attack a teammates missus is definitely a step up from that. Gotta attract the selectors' attention with performances like that

 

[Dismal Pillock]

1 Parmeet Dabas: murdered 3
2 Zane Killian: cop killer
3 Bees Roux: cop killer
4 Rudi Virage: shot and killed his 19 yo daughter.
5 Michael Quinn ©. Kiddie fucker. He won’t even survive the first ruck.
6 Pita Wilson: kidnapping and assault
7 Joseph Ntshongwana: killed 3 with an axe
8 Marc Cecillon: performing the eternal willie-away on own wife
9 Jonathon Ruru: punching teammates ladyfriend in the face
10 Amenoni Nasilasila: rapist
11 Eric Rush: careless driving causing death and injury
12 Japie Mulder: teen rape
13 Craig Wells. raping children.
14 Alejandro Puccio. triple kidnap/murderer
15 Glen Ella: nicking 20 million from kids charity

Bench

Tim Bristow: Banned from rugby for life in 1962 for knocking out 8 opposing players.
James Dalton: attempted murder
Henry Tromp: killing a farm worker
B.Kelleher: drunk and disorderly + innumerable crimes, many of them against All Black heritage.
Brendan Mullin: stealing millions
Stuart Olding: rape
Paddy Jackson: rape
John Payne: crippling someone in a bar fight.

 

[Tex]

A bit off topic but considering the Melbourne Rebels have a public account on G&GR for fan engagement, I wonder how many other Rugby Australia and Super Rugby lurkers there might be here?

Assiduously taking notes on their respective team pages while keeping a separate incognito tab for this sort of muck.

 

[Members Section]

Tim Bristow: Banned from rugby for life in 1962 for knocking out 8 opposing players.

I'm sorry i'm not going through pages & pages for details & it was a different time back thyem but surely his team mates stop him at 3 or even 4 but 8! wt actual f

 

[zer0]

They tried. It didn't go well.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Stuff

www.stuff.co.nz

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^ worth noting that "He is currently awaiting the verdict of a trial held in Montpellier this month for his role as "leader" in a brawl 10 years ago." Now that's commitment over the long term. Gotta reward that.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^ sentence for DV is one year but he may be allowed bail if he appeals, and/ or wear a tag if the conviction stands. But wait there's more - he has a previous conviction for armed robbery!

Stuff

i.stuff.co.nz

 

[D-Box]

Not sure he gets a run beyond an extended squad with all four props in the current Matchday squad there for murder.

 

[The Red Baron]

Must be a vital part of a prop's development.

 

[Drew]

It’s funny, props are either Rhodes Scholars or murderers, there doesn’t seem to be much middle ground.

 

[Drew]

Was the Unabomber fullback for this team at some stage? If so, the coward's gone and died, and in doing so has let his teammates down.

 

[Members Section]

Rugby union player Api Ratuniyarawa pleads guilty to sexual assaults

Fiji international was charged hours before he was meant to appear for the Barbarians against Wales on 4 November

www.theguardian.com

 

[Members Section]

3 yrs, after all this he might be not far off being eligible to play for Wales

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Byron appears to have given @Dismal Pillock the slip again...

Former All Black in French court over domestic violence accusations

Byron Kelleher denies he was “verbally and physically violent” towards his former partner.

www.nzherald.co.nz

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Could be a handy addition:

Stuff

www.stuff.co.nz

“I didn’t feel frightened, it was more a feeling of impotence that we couldn’t get him to abandon the premises. But some clients, especially women clients, were feeling frightened and very uncomfortable.”

What a colossal great fuckwit.

 

[Derpus]

'Fined for assaulting a police officer' the fuck? Surely that's prison time.