Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
"Your honour, my father died and that caused all my problems".
"OMG are you Zac Guildford? Could you please sign my gavel?"
"Sure."
"Thanks a lot, big All Black fan here. You're free to go now".
"Your honour, I got drunk and don't recall a thing. By the way, my father died and that caused all my problems".
"OMG are you Zac Guildford? Could you please sign my gavel?"
"Sure."
"Thanks a lot, big All Black fan here. You're free to go now".
"Your honour, I got drunk and don't recall a thing and then I ran out of money so I stole all my grandad's money. Also, my father died and that caused all my problems"
"OMG are you Zac Guildford? Could you please sign my gavel?"
"Sure."
"Thanks a lot, big All Black fan here. You're free to go now".
"OMG are you Zac Guildford? Could you please sign my gavel?"
"Sure."
"Thanks a lot, big All Black fan here. You're free to go now".
"Your honour, I got drunk and don't recall a thing. By the way, my father died and that caused all my problems".
"OMG are you Zac Guildford? Could you please sign my gavel?"
"Sure."
"Thanks a lot, big All Black fan here. You're free to go now".
"Your honour, I got drunk and don't recall a thing and then I ran out of money so I stole all my grandad's money. Also, my father died and that caused all my problems"
"OMG are you Zac Guildford? Could you please sign my gavel?"
"Sure."
"Thanks a lot, big All Black fan here. You're free to go now".