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All-Time Crim 1st XV

Drew

Drew

Bob Davidson (42)
I’m sure it’ll all boil over, how hard is it to pick a rugby team from the guards and inmates of a Fijian jail?. The selectors for the Wardens team might have class at their fingertips, but I reckon you’ve got a better eye for talent. Actually, the Wardens team could be the Crim XV’s opponents! Kind of like the Longest Yard
 
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Drew

Drew

Bob Davidson (42)
Matt Lodge the rugby league player, famous for drunkenly menacing and assaulting couple in their apartment with a child present in NYC played a game of seconds rugby in Brisbane last week. I know one game of lower grade rugby isn’t a career, but if he keeps playing rugby he could be worth a look.
 
Tex

Tex

Greg Davis (50)
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In our playing careers we’ve all come across them, right evil bastards who you wouldn’t like to meet in a dark alley. We all have our favourites (Richard Moriarty of Swansea is one individual that I have ‘fond’ memories of) but collectively I don’t think I’ve come across any eviller, and I have...
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A bit of a rip off of this thread on the front page, imo.

This squad would absolutely murder that motley crew of dictators, pests and miscreants.
 
Drew

Drew

Bob Davidson (42)
This team has rugby experience and evilness. You pick Trump in the front row, but would he hold his side of the scrum up? And if he didn’t, whose fault would it be? And as an aside, are the selectors monitoring the Beale situation for if he’s eligible?
 
zer0

zer0

John Thornett (49)
Yeah that selection is pretty weal sauce. I mean, who do you want laying the foundation up front? A pack with six bona fide convicted murders getting stuck into the dirty work, or a collection of flouncy politicians used to having others to do the actual hard work? Nothing but seagullers all the way down.

EDIT: tbf, at least old Adolf was involved in literal trench warfare. Uncle Josef also got stuck into the revolution dirty work too. The rest? Jog the fk on, son.
 
Tex

Tex

Greg Davis (50)
Fellas we're here to build an actual competitive rugby team from a talent puddle of convicted spivs, creeps, crooks and crims with a history of playing the glorious game.

Just throwing together a hodgepodge collection of murderers, convicts and tyrants is fine, but let's be honest they'd get reamed by your average U16 team without their various henchmen, armies and gears of merciless bureaucracy to do the dirty work for them.
 
brokendown

brokendown

Bill McLean (32)
although one officer said of him: "Idi Amin is a splendid type and a good (rugby) player, but virtually bone from the neck up, and needs things explained in words of one letter"
looks like he was a jolly good chap
 
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