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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Blues v Brumbies - Friday 8 July 2016

    Sau woke up last week, looked v.sharp Visinia must be well and truly in the doghouse now if he can't even usurp the sleepwalking Li and the speedbump Duffman. Good to see Pryor rewarded for storming game last week. Blake Gibson rides the pine. ps Duffman's tackling technique. Oh Yeah!
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby Matches without a match thread

    Kings/Highlanders Highlanders rock up to hugely palatial and utterly, utterly empty Kings stadium with the B team, ready to clock in and pick up the piss easy bonus point W and holy shit they almost come a cropper. Faaahk, the stadium, there wouldve been 800 people there. I see the highlights...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby Matches without a match thread

    Wildly exciting game for the first 60 mins then reality set in for a certain subset of viewers. “These bench gimps are not quite good enough, we are going to fucking lose the game.” Sure enough, Mcgahan slips off a tackle and thar she blows. From there, spent the remaining 20 minutes spiraling...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    The Rugby Championship 2016

    Coach Cheika puts team through paces on Monday morning. --SMH-- After an 0-3 series loss to England, Wallabies Coach Cheika is reportedly putting the team through some tough training in readiness for the upcoming Rugby Chanpionship. "Stop crying and get in behind!" Lock Will Skelton is...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    Roger Randle, the old Chiefs winger? Still on the fence here, might have to call in the ombudsman https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/rec.sport.rugby.union/QIcy_40iM_c Rape surely worse than "attempted armed hold-up" so he could get a start Hore, of course, although killing a farm...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies vs England, Sydney, 3rd Test, 25 June @ 8:00pm

    no offense B.Runner but that would make a pretty sweet pisstake avatar hahaha
  7. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand v Wales, 3rd Test

    No matter. Moala is an All Black now. So, like Carter and Mccaw, he can simply use Super Rugby as his paid recuperation time until it is time for his next test match for the New Zealand Rugby Football All Blacks.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies vs England, Sydney, 3rd Test, 25 June @ 8:00pm

    All for it! Pfitzy, the internet is the place to come the day after a loss and pack a massively deranged hyperbolic rant, cursing the gods, Quade, the ref, Pat Lam, Nucifora, the cheating foreigners, the works
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    18-Inch Tall Rugby Player a Colossus Among Men --SMH-- 18-inch tall rugby player George Moala is a colossus among men. "We have no answer" confide opposing coaches. "An 18 inch tall player with a 180 kg bench press? That is some low centre of gravity shit." A Centre of Gravity. 18-inch...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Welsh rugby player gives birth during rugby match --NZ Herald-- A Welsh rugby player has created medical history by being the first man ever to give birth during a rugby football match. "It's a boy!" "Let's call him 'George'."
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies vs England, Sydney, 3rd Test, 25 June @ 8:00pm

    He will come, fear ye not.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand v Wales, 3rd Test

    Weird one there, last 2 tests Wales petered out from 50 min mark, this time NZ did. Mustve been the subs. That last 30 whole minutes was a bit of a bonkers dawdle Cane great positional play, at the forefront of everything, which lead to him looking a bit clumsy. Barrett really nailed it. If...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies vs England, Sydney, 3rd Test, 25 June @ 8:00pm

    Phil Kearns was off his rocker last night. **National Embarrassment** Pointing out every half-imagined England infraction while his golden boys were honest battlers toiling away in the midst of some horrific conspiracy. Got so grating that I started half hoping England would win the rugby...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    woah, hold the phones, Brainlock Byron's garbage sounding way worse here: http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all-blacks/81364457/byron-kelleher-arrested-in-france-for-destruction-and-domestic-violence "destruction and domestic violence" vandalised a door attacked a woman who was with him...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    thank fuck, that arseclown Kelleher only had to look at me funny and he was gonna be in. starting to wonder if messrs Amin & Guevara really deserve their starting spots, yes, their crimes are worthy but their ability on the paddock remains questionable...... also dropped Moala from...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    Palu dropped! http://www.nzherald.co.nz/rugby/news/article.cfm?c_id=80&objectid=11659947 1 Tim Bristow: Banned from rugby for life in 1962 for knocking out 8 opposing players. 2 Henry Tromp: killing a farm worker 3 Bees Roux: cop killer 4 Rudi Virage: shot and killed his 19 yo daughter. 5...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand v Wales, 3rd Test

    After the way Nonu kicked arse after such a dodgy start theyll be reticent to hiff anyone too early but man, these new guys just look like caretakers til SBW gets back, and ihomo, paired with Ngatai, who's looking better every game he doesnt play. I see Hansen mentioned looking at "other guys...
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Avatar /Signature Bets

    haha very tempting but goddamnit this is just sheer terror. Do you know how many posts I make on this website in an average week?? Almost three! ps passing on this message I cannot believe it took this long for someone to finally click on it.
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