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fat fuckin chance after last nights Blues El Classico El Spasticio Capitulacionne _________________________ here's one for Site Admin. A big one. I would offer my avatar and sig for the remainder of 2016. I wager in Bled 1, in August, in Sydney, NZ will win by 20 points or more. NZ only...

"..... then a two-term negro..... followed by a woman!"

latest capitulation even making the news in espanol. Los infantales Aucklande Blues 'Totale Decapitationne' en la historia --Madrid Times-- Tres intentos en 11 minutos fue un totale drug addictionne nightmare de Jo'Burg. Tana Umaga ahora sabe la frustración el coaching el Blues back 3...

HT Lions 19 Blues 0. A wet empty stadium and Blues with shit all over their pants here. Bonus point try attained by 11th minute Did I mention empty, there is absolutely nobody there, just a sea of empty red seats. ps, Bobby Skinstadt and the expat pommy colonial fucktard commentator can go...

Front page ideas? For starters, the logo is too old. Old and tired. Needs a change. It is so old, those green bits could potentially be misconstrued as being moldy. Mold is dangerous to humans. A potentially hazardous motif. "Are they running a safe forum here?", readers will wonder...

like how Richard "Pod" Turner and Nisbo just get on with it. Compared to Justin Marshall barking his nuts off about fuck knows what eg Joe Wheeler barges some bloke, off the ball Marshall: "USED HIS FOREARM THERE, NOT SHOULDER, THAT WAS WITH THE FOREARM, NO SHOULDER CHARGE THERE..." TMO...

Hurricanes designated drivers manage to shambolically find their way home. Helped in no small order by performance of Reds 1st 5 Mcintyre. More like Spacintyre Perenara might spray a few hazardous passes around but he is almost worth picking just for his goalline D alone BBarrett kicked like...

Watching replay of HGLD vs CTB. Elliot Dixon has to get a look in black. Absolute maniac. Huge engine. W.Oldboy, J.Mcnicoll in black? The guy is only borderline adequate for super rugby level. Lost on D, shit hands, and doesnt back his pace. Fonotia had some nice touches on attack but as ACT...

must confess i did laugh at The Silver Frown the other day when some bloke referred to him as "Bonocock". Just brutal. I think the full handle was "Jazzhands Bonocock" Severe!

*edit, oops, spoke too soon, some pretty sweet end-to-end jailbreak action there. Poor Stirzaker. When he tries to talk to the ref, as captain, the ref just thinks he's some yappy brightly-dressed third former that's somehow found his way onto the field of play

Just switched over from Highlanders vs Cantabs and so far, it's been like polishing off a whole wedding cake by yourself and then trying to fill your face with some complimentary flavoured sawdust.

Perhaps a bit of a rude shock for the feted & tenured Cantab AB royalty. Guys, we know you just use the lower level of Super rugby to keep in shape til the AB's season starts, Carter admitted as much in his book, but ffs. Mailed in a solid 80% effort there while the opposition played like they...

ha, no Official Match Report here, fell asleep and missed the whole lot. Can only imagine how it all played out. Unofficial Metch Report: Blues vs Kuota Kings Halfback Bryn Hall gets the forwards going as the backs get in behind, everyone bolting like fuck directly for the tryline...

Chiffs forwards a bit shonky at times there. Dominic Bird may as well be the next fuckin Mark Cooksley. cant train during week because of shoulder, Wales coming too soon, might be bit too rooted iHomo yeah I reckon. regardless of any intent or mistiming from either party, as soon as the refs...

was that a winger that Taufua, a flanker, sold a dummy to and skinned on his outside for a try in the corner? If so, winger should be docked match pay for that. All of it. re:commentators, yes them querying about Read when it was obviously him that offended was very odd but they still made...

I had no idea Australia was looking to resume the push through Burma on behalf of the Japanese. "HMS Sunwolf" sounds good.

**POISONED** http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11632939

Fairly frenetic and charmless mating ritual. Perhaps an apt choice for the national identity after all.

Why oh why did we choose such a helpless and hapless wimp as our national emblem. No wings. No arms. Harmless and armless. Basically, the fairy of the jungle. It looks like a Moa's pebble shit.

aha, but by the very act of pointedly not inferring anything, you have now pre-subliminally sown the seeds of inference.........