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Righto then, yer on. ps GAHHHH

You are insane on drugs and acid. Before I take this bet, whats the other side of the wager if they actually DON'T win a test? They'll tip over someone in 4N, and thats before they play Scotland "3-headed dick eh? Not bad. You got any 4-headed ones down there?"

Not entirely rooting NZ's breakdown work for first 50, seemed a bit prone to pilferage while offering nothing themselves there. Poor old young Cane, Mcawe finally buggers off, Cane's read all about his grooming for future AB captaincy... and then hello half the country's chanting Ardie's name.

sorry guys but Moore is not a captain's arsehole. unless cheap shots and biff are now leading by example. Hartley's gone the other way, and it's been the making of him. A wildly mixed bag from Foley. Joubert, great ref, great communication, blah blah, .... but what a hippie. I thought he was...

Not trying to pander to the audience here but wft surely Aus will win this series 2-1. Looked likely to score every time..... until they didnt. Maybe thats why this thread hasnt gone into total spacco meltdown. Aus in first in 15 mins slightly reminiscent of Lions/NZ 2005 1st test after 15 mins...

Only one thing for sure in this mysterious match-up..... the money is going to vanish.

Just gutless. Mailed it in. Living off the fumes of one highlight reel covering tackle in RWC2015. If he played for the Blues, there'd be livid irate photo essays all up and down this motherfucker, effigies, poisoned sushi supplies, mailed-in war apologies, the works Too scared to lose and...

god help any poor prick who sat thru that torrid squalor without a vested interest in either team shit-for-brains Blues decided to play like the Force. Blunted attack. blunted as in a pre-match smoke up Poor Matt Hodgson. Standing in the immediate vicinity of so many Blues players he mustve...

Rugby Match Abandoned at Halftime --SANZAR-- Tonight's rugby match between the Auckland Blues and the Western Force has been abandoned at halftime. Blues win 17-3. An anonymous phone call was placed to SANZAR recommending immediate match abandonment. "The weather forecast is for...

I though the Ioane Brothers were out for this one? say that to their faces motherfucker!

Crusaderps leading the comp with 15 offloads averaged per game, Chiffs a distant 2nd with 12? What is this freakish fun loving Polynesian Bball attitude breaking out down in white vanilla Cantabland? When up north the fuckhead Blues lead the comp in ball possession, go side to side with it for 4...

Tamanivalu sounds to be on the AB radar. Went off crook tonight though, coupled with Ngatai's concussion issues, if Fekitoa and Crotty go down too, I'm pretty much expecting the call myself from Mr Hansen. Nathan Harris an AB with just 10 super rugby appearances? Thats when you know youre...

Rebs did well to get some fingers in the dyke after halftime when the Chiefs are in one of those moods. The 4 remaining Melbourne Rebels after 40 minutes, bewildered after the Chiefs opened the floodgates in the first half. Looks to be Ben Meehan mum and the dog.

game plan? GAME PLAN? That game plan was straight out of the Pat Lam playbook. "Just spin it wide eh you fullas. We got some fast hua's on the outside. Can any of you fullas kick? Nah me neither. Anyway, just boot up some bombs or some shit eh. The other fullas might drop it in the rain! The...

jeez i am out the loop. let me guess, one apple watch costs the same as one pallet of Blue Planet's. aha, i see, I must confess you inferring Site Admin sports a "fruit watch", as in, "he's a fruit, you know, a poof", did seem a bit out of character. G.Agger, seen here frantically trying to...

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wft is going on with Goromaru? havent been following too closely but from the outside it(s looked like this: RD1 came off subs bench but did fuckall RD2 started but on D just kept drifting further and further back letting his wingers and other backs do the shitwork and all the tackling...

G.Agger, seen here in a hurried batphone conference call with GAGR shadow oligarch don Mr Rupert Murdock regarding the gentlemen's wager on the table: ".....listen you fat cross-eyed chimp-dicked wanker, you tell that kiwi spoofbird weka-dicked speckface to take his f***kin stupid bet offer...

re: back 3 for Wales series, starting to hope they bench J.Savea to give him a rocket. Ben Smith & Naholo to wings. Platoon 15 out to Barrett, Dagg and D.Mckenzie. See what they've got. 3 tests, 1 start each.

It's called "warpaint". Have you never prepared for battle before?