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Tamanivalu got to be worth a look. Big, fast, strong, runs up the guts and best of all makes sharp choices when its on to offload 10 Cruden 12 Tamanivalu 13 Ngatai 11 Julian Savea 14 Naholo 15 Ben Smith ___________________________ looks like someone's got The Call from coach...

cannot believe Marshall's accrued just 3 votes, the guy drives me fucking insaaannnne. Talks, no, shouts over the top of everything, including when the ref's explaining shit, which he would do well to listen to as his knowledge of the laws seems to be pretty much just half-imagined fart bubbles...

FUCKIN WOODWARD are you shitting me, how does this guy endeavor to concoct these game-costing brain sharts time and time again? BBarrett well and truly fucks up his AB 1st 5 audition. Kicks sprayed all over the show and eventually UNTRUSTED with pen.shots. On the other side, Iron Will Cruden...

Great game. Crowd goes nuts. Although, for all the fellatory press he gets, the "world class" Hernandez should've been a class above anyone else out there. Yet he's been one long colossal shart sandwich all season. Was he even playing at 1st 5? A couple of bombs and some sadly hurried...

had a burl at Kelston Boys, bit of shoehorning going on... 1. Kees Meeuws 2. Sione Lauaki haha, sorry, get in there ya giant drongo 3 Steven Bates oops, way too many loosies 4. Sione Vatuvei 5 Mose Tuiali'i 6. Apollo Perelini 7. DJ Forbes 8. Willie Lose 9. Kevin Senio 10. Loki Crichton 11...

I am sorry but iHomo Fekitoa is not playing like a centre's arsehole. Instead of putting his wingers into space he reduces them to a last resort bailout option once he finishes a frenetic, bustling, bristling, circular little jaunt to goddamn fucking nowhere. Basically the complete opposite of...

How Waiwera Hot Pools Old Boy imagines his river cruise going: ...... and the reality:

On the bright side, the Blues actually lead the comp in possession stats. They have no fuckin idea what to do with any of the possession whatso-fucking-ever but still, possession of the rugby football could be good! Blues win next week, Rebs, Sharks and Bulls all lose, the planets align...

Fuck me it is confusing watching the Blues Why are you doing that there? Blues have the ball for 99% of the game and go utterly fucking nowhere. They're playing rugby league. Shawks 3rd least tries in the comp yet only need the ball for 10 seconds and the Blues manage to make the fuckers...

made it to about 60-10 of the replay, I'd say the island winger Vaea wouldve been solely responsible for about 40 of the leaked points. For a huge fella he seemed remarkably disinterested in hurting pricks. Was half surprised he wasnt given the hook after 20 minutes. Hammett probably has some...

Surely remiss not to include somehwere this link pertaining to the match commentary team: http://www.greenandgoldrugby.com/community/threads/help-needed-with-daily-news.13356/page-4#post-834269

yes, maybe he got the hard word. certainly defended like a maniac, marshaling troops v.well on own goal line. He may be even better than TKB at that facet wow, didnt know Woodward was even capable of playing that well Rebs thumped but still tackled well, Canes always gonna score 20 or 30...

AAMI Groundsman: "No Comment" --Melbourne Times-- The AAMI groundsman, currently at the beach, has issued a half-drunk "no comment" to questions regarding the shifting sand-based shithole surface at AAMI stadium. "Grass mats plonked on top of sand, something like that, look...

"TJ Perenara, he's got a beautiful pass" --Tim Horan. hashtag #commentator_experimenting_with_LSD

During first half of Cantabs vs Jaguars: "I'm not a massive component of stats." --Justin Marshall

Melanie Nanai out of the 23 altogether after he kicked arse last week? wft starting to think messrs Moala, Ofa and Akira Ioane are in the doghouse. re; Ioane maybe Tana thinks his conditioning won't go 80? Or since he's fucking off for the 7's Tana doesnt want to disrupt his lineup? Which...

Weekend match should be made a testimonial with all gate takings going to widow and 2 young kids. Fuck any board meetings and high level talks and red tape bullshit, just give mum a giant bag of cash on Sunday morning

great name eh, the journos will be having a mild flog at the headline possibilities there Oh you'll do it alright. You'll see. Every Friday night after the inevitable fuckhead Blues loss I say fuck this there must be something better to do on a Friday night yet there I am next Friday night...