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Shiggins fouling up the thread with his usual indecorous myopic bizarro-world tinfoil-brained mouth sharts. THE WHOLE THING WAS FIXED BUDDY, TIME TO CONVENE THAT COMMISSION FOR UN-AUSTRALIAN ACTIVITIES DANE COLES after 70 minutes: DANE COLES at full-time:

hehe, Chiefs went berko at the hot pools.....

may as well be Richard Marx, son of Karl and Groucho, Canes D will swarm up maniacally like last 2 weekends, shutting down Van Rensburg, Lions will flounder, then drown, any combination of Canes multiple threats triggering flash flood jailbreaks, Lions suddenly lost and alone, unmoored in darkly...

sounds like a daft PhotoGraphic EthnoGraphy waiting to happen...

sounds like something a stripper would use. "You go and stand over there, honey. On the skills platform. That's where you can show us your skills from. On the skills platform."

pattern emerging GAGR: Aus rugby in low state so the "Shute Shield"/ Junior/Club rugby etc (never looked) & franchise threads whirr along every day, all year round. Off-topic=DEAD. TSF: NZ rugby in rude health, not much to gripe about, so everyone has a gaye old time in off-topic Any forums...

It will be. A fuckin Tony Soprano lackey. Notebooks full of "what Wayne Smith said". Which will take a monster dump on NZ fans sense of fair play, especially Chiefs fans, oh God, why not just appoint Pat Lam and Hammett as his assistants and call it "The Unholy Triumvirate of Epic Super Rugby...

1 Whitelock's mum 2 Whitelock's dad 3 Whitelock's nana 4 Sam Whitelock 5 Scott Barrett 6 Kane Barrett 7 George Whitelock 8 Luke Whitelock 9 A.Smith 10 B.Barrett 11 Aunty Whitelock 12 Adam Whitelock 13C.Smith 14 Jordie Barrett 15 B.Smith

Forwards: Hookers Dane Coles (Wellington / Hurricanes, 39) ribs must be rooted, surely, Harris to start Codie Taylor (Canterbury / Crusaders, 5) Nathan Harris (Bay of Plenty / Chiefs, 4) Props Wyatt Crockett (Canterbury / Crusaders, 48) Charlie Faumuina (Auckland / Blues, 36) Owen Franks...

“If they continue with this rayon output, at 80 hectopascals psi, for the next 13 years, with an average of 6.9 hours of sunlight a day, I will have made a total savings of $3.50 on dunny cistern water. For the win!”

“And thus the transfiguration shall be complete, yea though we score truckloads of tries, and used to choke against the Cantabs, thus forth, with commemorative nuclear detonation, we shall unconsciously signal that we intend likewise to usurp the Sam Cane AB Captaincy Tenureship Underailable...

Sully, Cane has been identified as the heir to K.Read for at least 5 years now. Inducted into the AB leadership group as a bench dude while Mccaw was still in his pomp. No one really questioned the coaches since the the team was kicking arse and goddamn motherfucking unstoppable.

so good. between the Ardie Savea bandwagon and the Sam Cane AB Captaincy Tenureship Underailable Freight Train and the Akira Ioane breakless hype train I can hardly keep up. Might have to wait for the movie. Which will be 80 minutes of this:

Knackered is right, same word I had in mind, Landers looked knackered right from when they were walking down the tunnel at the start. In comparison Lions ran out, yelling their nuts off, and then didn’t stop for 40 minutes. Rampaged. Running onto the ball via Fap de Klerk who is just...

TKB with multiple bedshits. TJP clambers up AB hierachy Canes D a maniacal gainline rushing blockade Almost feel bad for Cruden. Didn’t put a foot wrong but he’s surely just been eclipsed in the AB structure by a fucking comet.

As the ramparts crumble around him, I fully suspect Phil Gifford is now making plans to head back to Auckland. "Looking good for next year, guys. Guys?"

had a root thru the stats, turns out the team that scores the most tries generally wins the comp. at least in the top 2 for tries. (try ranking in brackets) 2015 - Highlanders (#1) 2014 - NSFW (#1) 2013 - Chiefs (#1) 2012 - Chiefs (#2) Canes #1 2011 - Reds (#2) Crusaders #1 2010 - Bulls (#1)...

woah, if thats Sam Cane's bandwagon I'd love to see Ardie Savea's..... Steven Luatua, most mornings around Onehunga.....

Dane Coles must be sufferign from caulifower ear leakage to the brain if he thinks a rib protector will help him. my 2 broken ribs after 1 week? I could walk fine but dont fuckign touch me and dont make me laugh, cough or sneeze TJP is prone to byronation but holy shit he's been ax murder the...