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Crusaders draw (home games in bold) v Brumbies, Saturday, February 25 tenured Cantab AB's don't give a shit about these early season fixtures. L. v Highlanders, Saturday March 4 coming unglued here. Not looking good. L v Reds, Saturday March 11. resurgent Reds, wft is going on. L v Blues, Friday...

for some reason I casually fling bits of monkey doodoo at the Force (see pie chart above) on occasion without really knowing anything about them but goddamn that Forum is awesome. It’s booming. Similar size as this one. They’re so enthused. Frankly, I’m jealous. Stupid Auckland Blues have...

Blues 2017 Schedule home in bold v Rebels, Thursday February 23. Off to Melb to pick up the quick W v Chiefs, Friday March 3. Back to earth with a bump. L v Highlanders, Saturday March 11. Usually full of beans for first home game. W v Crusaders, Friday March 17 jesus did these guys enter a...

Jantjes looked fat and drunk from his midweek casino piss-up. Bleary-eyed, decision-making shot to shit, wouldve fucked up the touch your nose and walk in a straight line test let alone having to sweat out the toxins in a test match vs the All Blacks. Shoulve started his prematch warmups at the...

Impressed with Folau, bundled into touch with ball, refuses to give it back, cops a scragging, sets off a 10 man handbags stoush, yet at the end of it all, Folau emerges 2 minutes later, hello, still in secure possession of the rugby football. hashtag#fuck_yuz!

haha@Zero, came here to say exact same thing, Ben Smith’s mazy run reminiscent of The Paekakariki Express turning Gregan inside out back in the day Jesus, what sort of message does that game send though, can mail it in for 50 mins then hit the switch for 15 mins and leave them in the dust and...

never used the new-fangled Motorola hand-phone gadgets you pesky kids are so entranced with, only use the PC so the whole thing looks like a huge bland white Formica snowstorm of a BBS thread from 2001 Rereading my deleted post, it’s not exactly WikiLeaks on Stilts is it? Grates when...

The good ol’ Silver Frown, a new look..... but still mad keen on deleting posts. Just mine? Fuck knows.

The Tears of Phil Kearns. At Night. --National Geographic-- Once night falls, The Tears of Phil Kearns magically morph to assume even greater biblical mystical powers than they possess during the daytime. Just one single solitary tear, rubbed lovingly by a foreigner at night upon his tiny...

yeah in hindsight that one was a bit rough, as usual I get all carried away with these things, go a bit too far, scoot straight over the no common sense cattlestop, and before I know it I’ve skated straight out into the open sightlined pastures, rogered all the livestock, blood everywhere, and...

registered another gimmick account: https://twitter.com/BrianO_Driscoll

I wish the Cantabs every success for next season under their new regime.

"Mr Poite? Mr Poite? Which one of you two is Mr Poite? I am having trouble seeing straight after all of my crooked lineout throws."

Would still have Hooper over Pocock any day. At least he can do more than 1 fucking thing. Also would still have Higginbotham over Mcalman "Too fuckin' right mate." --Higginbotham, still clearly hopelessly addicted to quaaludes and tic tacs. ps, ATTENTION//: ALL MEMBERS. please refrain...

Topical Musical Interlude! Never mind The Exploded Dam of Phil Kearns Tears, this thread has got me looking for The Battered Foreign Internet Rugby Wives Shelter to take some refuge in until this Storm of Sanctimony has passed. Good-o. As you were!

Pocock is just too damn small. What is he, 5"10? Turnovers, sure, but hopeless running impact, stumpy dwarfman lost in the lineout and almost zero short passing sense. I reckon Aus best loosie combo would be 6 Fardy 7 Hooper 8 Higginbotham (at least he's a big nasty c**t who likes hurting...