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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe 2 - Wallabies vs All Blacks, Wellington, 27 August 2016

    had NZ comms on so unqualified to gauge literage output per second of The Kearns Tears. Although did read he actually commended Coleman for his late shot on Ben Smith? That wouldve been an interesting justification. "Thats the aggro we noooeed, stand up to these pricks, when Coleman comes back...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe 2 - Wallabies vs All Blacks, Wellington, 27 August 2016

    What a shit show. Some brief glimpses of rugby between all the debating out there. Aus fronted with the aggro but ffs, they still never even looked like coming close to scoring a try til garbage time in 78th min. As I typed out ages ago, still amazed DHPetty is out there. Offers zero. Missed...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe 2 - Wallabies vs All Blacks, Wellington, 27 August 2016

    10. Quade 12. Foley are you shitting me? who's at centre, fuckin Pee Wee Herman? Why not just turn up for your first day of prison sans trousers and already having used an entire jar of honey to draw a delicious dartboard pattern all over your arse? Quade tackling:
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe 1 - Wallabies vs All Blacks, ANZ Stadium, Sydney, 8:05pm

    Aus contested on D at breakdown well enough, made a bit of a mess, kept NZ honest, had to commit numbers, Aus pilfered a few too. Obviously the lineout went a bit shart shaped. Re:missed tackles, Wft were the Aus backs doing for a MONTH if they weren’t practicing to defend as a unit? Stay...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe 1 - Wallabies vs All Blacks, ANZ Stadium, Sydney, 8:05pm

    Who7s the idiot that came on here earlier and wrote "NZ ripe for the taking" oops hello Enjoyed the Welcome to Country by Cyclo’s Uncle Chicka. Very casual. He should’ve done both anthems really. Then wandered over in front of the haka and said “yeah, not too sure about all this, looks a bit...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Listening device found in All Black hotel

    not me sorry _________________________________ K.READ: (now smoking a cigarette): Just a minute, Chief. Isn’t this top security? HANSEN: (tentatively) Yes. K.READ: Well, shouldn’t we activate the cone of silence? HANSEN: (dismayed) The cone of silence? K.READ Yes. HANSEN...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Listening device found in All Black hotel

    sorry torpedo, I just cannot face having to mention Lucky L**e in every damn post, ps
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe 1 - Wallabies vs All Blacks, ANZ Stadium, Sydney, 8:05pm

    NZ there for the taking iHomo. That bloody graveyard venue. Last men standing in midfield. Fekitoa and his mad rushes out of the line to cut off the outside gambit, ffs hope it works.... Didnt even pick a bloody reserve lock on the bench! (Liam Squire to be bunged in?) Although Aus's...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Listening device found in All Black hotel

    dont think I did, @the_torpedo, complete madman, probably lives on a commune in Tasmania. <<attn//: torpedo, any spare wives there, please send to Pitcairns, thanx.>> wish this bug story happened earlier in the week, couldve spent the entire week absolutely going to town on it, redacted...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Listening device found in All Black hotel

    Translation: Local fan watches the rugby while running Justin Marshall’s commentary through an elaborate series of “delay forever” audio effects.
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Listening device found in All Black hotel

    Leaked Recording From All Blacks Bugged Hotel Room --NZ Herald-- The NZ Herald have today obtained a transcript of a recording made from a listening device discovered in the All Blacks hotel room in Sydney this week. Hansen: I reckon we should keep it in the forwards this week. <<audible...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Rugby 7s general chat

    What is this, the fuckin border crossing? Not sure if their paperwork is in order Sir but I'd still like to see someone try staying in front of Milner Skudder or DMckenzie with only 7 people stretched across the width of the field!
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Rugby 7s general chat

    Curious what Aus side would look like if they sent the best of the best? 1 Michael Hooper 2 K.Beale 3 To'omua 4 Folau 5 Joe Tomane 6 Liam Gill 7 KHunt 8 Kuridrani 9 Henry Speight
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Rugby 7s general chat

    curious what NZ's team would look like if NZRU said fuck all other engagements, we're sending the best we've got 1 Elliot Dixon 2 Kieran Read 3 Aaron Cruden 4 Beauden Barrett 5 Ben Smith 6 Damian McKenzie 7 Nehe Milner-Skudder 8 Waisake Naholo 9 TJ Perenara 10 Melani Nanai 11 V.Vito 12 Sonny...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Victims of their own greed and corporate arrogance, hope they fuckin choke on it.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    The Rugby Championship 2016

    Moala partnered with last man standing Grotty Crotty, who plugs a hole until Halley's Comet Rieko Ioane's scheduled flyby, sometime during 2016 EOYT Or just put both Ioane brothers in the centres and see what happens..... They've already left Rio
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Rio Olympics

  18. Dismal Pillock

    South Africa to reintroduce quotas

    Looks to be some confusion over the quota issue. Just to clarify:
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