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My team of screenshotters are **On DefCon 1 Standby** to capture the GLORY of a week of B.Raveheart singing the praises of Isaia Toeava. "Make sure these motherfuckers are lubed to shit cos' they're gonna be running at 6 billion rpm for the next 7 goddamn days."

Almost had a heart attack in my gruds when Kaino flubbed and lost that very last lineout from right at the bloody front. The Blues gave them sooooo many chances. As they do every week. To everyone. You just expected the winning points to come to the other team towards the end. As they do...

Phil Kearns Tears (Of Joy) Watch.

oh shit. Herald today

speaking of which.....

wftt, zero likes for this? Picked up on the half-volley, straight over long on and into the drink

this was the key for me, didnt matter who was in the backline, they were brilliantly aligned virtually immediately, couple of dummy runners at times, sometimes not, completely unpredictable, but always going forward at pace looking threatening, unlike Toddy's shovel it side to side and go...

Phil Kearns Tears (Of Joy) Watch. Time: T-minus 11 hrs Tears Status: **HIGH ALERT** ATTN//: Tahs fans. Please stay OUT OF the immediate Kearns geyser area at this time. In an effort to bless yourselves with some of the sacred Kearnsian sacremental ductial water, some of you have...

Chiefs game was so boring my stream cut out and instead of spraying the screen with the usual enraged tsunami of spittle I just got up and wandered off. All that damage control plop and flop shit doesnt suit the Chiffs, whereTf was the jailbreak shit? Incarcerated themselves with all that...

Phil Kearns Tears (Of Joy) Watch. Time: T-minus 18 hrs Tears Status: **Welling Ominously**

Commentators "Everyone Drinks" lines: Karl Te Nana: "100%" Richard Turner: "No doubt about it" Justin Marshall: "Synergy" Ken Laban: "Second man play" Tony Johnstone: "GO FUCK YOURSELF" (oops, that was me to TJ during every single match he calls, never mind that one)

theyve barely had the ball yet. although how about that Rebels island leaguie on the wing diving horizontally at the props shins instead of even attempting a tackle haha conversely, cantabs love their goalline stands. all that Braveheart shit, one for all etc, they lap that up with their...

oh shit. Waco Jaco. Blunderbussing his Acme Thunderer all over the shop. Taking it in 20 minute turns to referee each goddamn team. Scrumtime is his personal joie de vivre, his trademark, his artistic hammer of flourish, embellishing the game by blowing up arcane full-arm scrum penalties that...

um yeah that is a VERY special fetish room

BOOMFAH! You're on! Look on the bright side, you talking up Isaia Toeava in the midst of the 2012 High School Debating thread will surely see you picking up, AT THE VERY LEAST, one extra "like".

oops this thread has been dormant for 1 year? Not that I'm expecting the useless Blues to tip over NSWF this weekend but I will throw my avatar out there. That plus if the Blues win, you, the losing poster, must shoehorn a compliment to Isaia Toeava into EVERY post you make for 1 week.

When my thoughts turned to Patrick Tuipulotu I googled "paper tiger" and that pic was the very first cab off the rank. Destiny. Ran him thru the ms-paint photo neg gizmo and wouldnt you know it he comes out the exact same colour and pattern as this years Auckland Blues uniforms. MORE DESTINY...

The Kyle Godwin Phenomenon

cantabs and their coaching factory: https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/super-rugby/102525092 wonder what happened to the Cantab players respective Blues counterparts Scott Robertson vs jail Aaron Mauger vs homeless Mark Hammett vs turning tricks on K rd Daryl Gibson vs face down in ditch...