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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Round 14 - Waratahs v Highlanders @ SFS - Saturday 19 May

    NSFW looked much keener all night, even when Landers still had that numbskull kung-fu dickhead islander still on the wing Midfield of R.Thompson and Tomkinson were utterly clueless dogshit ps STUPID LANDERS. You had ONE THING to do. ONE THING. ps...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Round 14 - Waratahs v Highlanders @ SFS - Saturday 19 May

    Dear Mods, don't mean to unduly alarm you but someone has hacked Shiggers account
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Round 14 - Waratahs v Highlanders @ SFS - Saturday 19 May

    SO SICK of tuning in to see our big brother Aussies so mercilessly beating up on poor little flightless kiwi rugby teams. WHEN WILL IT EVER END?
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    Stormfront with a 40 degree brain melt at the death in Honkers. Tried to play for a penalty, rogered it, SWolves sharply get to other end, droppie, 26-23, thanks for coming. wft was the "grass" they were playing on, that was no creeping bent, looked like half clover, half plantain, half mown...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Hurricanes v Reds

    Lam a bit tipsy on his own press and forgets he needs to take the ball with him too Reds taking out players beyond the ruck was uh noticeable. Ben O'Queef only noticed once. Missed the forward passes from both sides. And wonky lineout throws. And pretty much everything unless it involved...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Hurricanes v Reds

    simple game plan for Canes, just run a couple of phases through in front of Kerevi until he gets lost then gallop through the enormous great hole he always leaves. Rinse and repeat.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Round 14 - Waratahs v Highlanders @ SFS - Saturday 19 May

    That's a pole for another day.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    great pic find Zero. "HEY. YOU. I don't recall granting you permission to look upon me with your naked eye? Did this happen? Is this a thing you've decided to do now?"
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Round 14 - Waratahs v Highlanders @ SFS - Saturday 19 May

    Just curious if all these 3 of these pictures would fit into a signature space at once? ASKING FOR A FRIEND
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Shute Shield 2018

  11. Dismal Pillock

    Round 13: Brumbies v Rebels, Sat 12th May @7:40pm

    tried to watch this match but after about 50 minutes I went into some kind of a walking dead deep coma and threw myself over the balcony. ps i got no issues with Aus selecting Speight and Kerevi in the backline for test matches this season:cool:
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    Fairly simple solution to this Aussie vs NZ losing streak. Just check back to the date when the streak started, check which member joined the forum on that particular day, then have that member killed. Piece of piss.
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Round 13!!!!!, Crusaders v Waratahs

    need this one mate? "..... it's ok, we can skip a replay of the last hour, NSFW were up 29 to nil by then....."
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Worst Commentator Pole Action

    my neanderthal pig dinosaur brain took about 5 minutes to adjust to the shock of a WOMAN calling the play by play in the Cantabs game but, in summary, she was excellent. I already like her more than TJ.
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Rnd 13: Sunwolves v Reds

    To be fair, he had clearly put a LOT of work into his hair. A LOT of work. Hair like that doesn't just happen by itself you know. A LOT of work. Hooked at halftime.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Rnd 13: Sunwolves v Reds

    Reds got some mileage out of their rolling maul in the opening 10 minutes. This brings to an end the list of positive things I have to say about the Reds today.
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    hell yeah Blues were still up 15-14 at 60th minute. Then Hurricane Perenara subbed on (god the ginge 9 was shit) and wreaked utter devastation everywhere he went. not bad from the Blues. Rieko on the wing kept lamb quiet. Kaino battled away, damaging d in spurts Taramai, who knew, maybe he's...
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs 2018

    Cyclo, how about rigging up a new cesspool-type category where people can let it all out and have a massive online stoush? Bit of conflict, always good for boosting site traffic.
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