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it'll make my last one look like the sound of fucking music

Good old North-by-NorthWest Pitcairns TV aren't televising it either but, in their infinite wisdom, will be running a delayed telecast of the CURTAIN RAISER between "Highlanders A" and "Japan A." Great. Just bloody great. And like a total saddo I'll be sitting there on a Saturday night...

Tamoaieta, reserve prop, a pathetic dumpling child who is in disgusting physical condition and is a defensive liability after 10 minutes of waddling around looking for easter eggs and pudding. Nock is a petrified child who was SUPPOSED to be able to play halfback but is in fact terrified of...

TWO friends, actually. They both hate me.

Excuse me but is this the "Where to now for Super Rugby?" thread or the "Waratahs 2018" thread? ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

The kid is tough as hell. He seems involved in play all the time and really cops a hiding. Although he always seems to beat the first man those mazy runs usually come to an end with his dwarf arse getting smashed

I really hope Cyclo talks to his patients like this:

Top 10 Favourite Current Rugby Players 1 Akira Ioane 2 Rieko Ioane 3 Stephen Perofeta 4 Melani Nanai 5 Brodie Retallick 6 Charlie Ngatai 7 Ben Smith 8 Aaron Smith 9 Beauden Barrett 10 Jordie Barrett

THANX, NOAM.

He talks like he is drunk on cough medicine

I make it a point to avoid watching the Brumbies when they play at home but hardly know why. Speight is an exciting player. Kurindrani. They have some munters in the forwards. I dunno. That raw concrete stadium of theirs, somehow it always looks freezing cold and unpleasant for everyone...

WELL, NO SHIT SHERLOCK. Thanks for keeping me fucken updated. Any other breathtaking ingots of wisdom you can trawl out of your phlegm-soaked datehole? look left and right before crossing road. wear a raincoat when it rains. thickly state the obvious on the internet.

Jammy New England Crusaders coast to another win. Jags STILL never beaten a NZ side. Patrick Bateman, Bridge, David Hava Nagilah, Hunt, Beavis Drummond, backs hardly seem like championship vintage out there yet they're the champs and they keep winning

no fucks given there, wasnt expecting shit and that's what we got. At least they tried hard to the end without overly embarrassing themselves, all we can hope for really. These things happen. To the Blues. Every week. "It's not the hope that kills you it's a slow death from the blues...

Shields missed knock on stuffed the Shawks up a bit but wft hard to argue with the mental acuity required to execute a errorless 6-minute length of the field drive when you're completely knackered to clinch the win by 1 point in the 84th minute. Champion mentality. About 4 of that Shawks team...

That's how I see it. NSFW play the Blues next month, hope the good guys are already sorting an away strip of neon pink with pink headbands and pink boots and extremely tiny little pink shorts. No particular reason why, just sowing the seeds of confusion for the homophobe at the back.....