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Self Fulfilling Dogshit Prophecy over the last 10 years. The good players nationwide know the whole Blues set-up and scenario is amateur-hour rotten compared to the other 4 franchises so they go there. Ennor. Jack Goodhue ffs. Blues get the dregs. Plus look at the hordes of players once on the...

Blues 0 Jaguares: 800 1.Pauliasi Manu 0/10. whatever. guilty by association with this dipshit tight 5 2. James Parsons 0/10. just drop this porcine tit-handed wobble fuck. Captain my cock. 3. Sione Mafileo. has to play 800 minutes a game because the 2 backup props are cardboard cutouts dragged...

As Richard Turner would say - and in fact, does say about 30 times a game - "no doubt about it".

^^^ it was fairly daft. How long were they camped on the Cantabs 5m line with their own scrum put in and a man up? Felt like 20 damn minutes. Came away with nothing. Jammy Cantabs. ps Tim Horan REALLY gets on my nerves. He's like Justin Marshall, he just sounds wrong about 50% of the time

ha, caption generator is busted. if anyone knows of another one..... Blues went really well considering that was a team of fulltime rugby professionals they were playing against. Not a bad effort for 3 AB's and 12 random dudes who were picked up by the team bus from outside the Kingsland...

yeah jeez what the hell was that guy up to. "Nutty, I've got some CCTV footage I'd like you to look at, a potential gathering of delinquents taking place as we speak in an alley just off the Onehunga mall..." "NOT NOW Ben." "Nutty, some more footage coming through, someone in the crowd has...

All Blacks Assistant Coach Holds Emergency Press Conference --Stuff-- All Blacks Asistant Coach Ian Foster, having today been volunteered by the Herald to take on a coaching role with the Auckland Blues, has held an emergency press conference. "There I am aboard the gravy train, eating my...

nothing much to see at this end mate

earnest yet impotent Swolves took about 60 minutes to put the condom on, the bored bride wandered next door to the Canes' suite and within 10 minutes she was pregnant about 8 times.

ha, no, wasnt thinking of it from a Blues perspective. Meant for the other "proper" NZ rugby teams. They7d be looking long and hard at scheduling for the last 2 weekends to avoid each other first up in the playoffs I reckon The Blues miraculously making the playoffs would be a pallatiative...

look who they get to play most weekends

poor little bugger. comes from nowhere inside one soup season to land starting spot in RWC year. Scores try in winning RWC final. then after horrific injury, comes back 1 year later so slow that flankers are running him down on intercepts. does exact same injury again. This time he'll come...

due to the UNICEF crippled children aspect of the comp the whole thing has left itself open to potential massive tanking chicanery in the last couple of rounds as the NZ teams could try to position themselves to land a "ribbon for everyone" Aussie side in 1st playoff round to avoid playing...

It was the last we heard from Cyclo. **DISGRACEFUL** behaviour. In Australian rugby's hour of need, he goes and abandons them. List of possible fates that befell Cyclo: he hijacked the plane and redirected it to Wellington where he is now pretending to be a NZer and a Canes fan. that's...

yeah i don't mind him. at least he's into it with a bit of imagination and mild fervor. Plus he hasnt got on my tits in a massive way yet which is more than can be said for 90% of them. Willie Lose isnt bad. But Maaardo. Oh God, no. So glad he's still the pole front funner. WFT is his deal...

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