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this exactly, during the game I got to wondering who would be the most valuable players in world rugby currently and got as far as 1 Beauden Barrett 2 Malcolm Marx 3 Brodie Retallick 4 Aaron Smith 5 Sam Cane 6 Michael Hooper 7 8 9 10

Thanks for the offer but I'd rather cut off my nuts using a rusty spoon then immediately sprint down to enter myself in the local kiddies two-spoon-and-two-egg race

Ooh missed that one fast forwarding on the youtubes. Hardly surprising it came so early though, opposing teams are capable of creating a LOT of synergy vs the Blues. 12-0 after 5 minutes. 5-0 after 37 seconds is a virtual kama sutran synergistic orgasmatron. On the bright side, at least...

OMG how did this Newsome clown on the wing even get a Super Rugby contract? Daddy made some phone calls?

yeah i dont mind Faiane at least he7s trying and has some spatial nous about him..... although he really is tiny The Red Lion of Devonport sounds like a pub if that's any help.

Zero could be coaching the side. Or at least take Alastair-wft-is-it-I-do-exactly's job. Can't be hard sitting in the booth every weekend and doing the fucken crossword. Looks like I'm out to pasture here:

I would take JIMMY Saville over Justin fucking Marshall

Phil Kearns Watch: Time until he calls next Tahs match: T-90 mins Current Location: making his way from hotel room to stadium Last thought: "those All Blacks, they're offside the whole tiiiiiiiiime..... especially that Mccaw......"

ha, fat chance, I FULLY expect the Blues to lose to the Highlanders next weekend. Plus, had a look at the parody vid caption generator and the fucken thing is broken. if anyone finds an alternative please post!

oh shit, hope he's replenished his tears reservoir in the interim.

MAAAAArdo's giddy, ecstatic, myopically feverish cheerleading for his homeboys soon had me switching the commentary to Pitcairnsese. FFS does he even realise that non-Australians might be tuning in? Thankfully karma shot him in the cock once the filthy foreign threat ran down his slightly...

wft ref has bottled that one bigtime, he calls release, tackle, Argies continue mauling, nick it, hoof it out, ref thinks fuck me they're all celebrating now, he chickens out and blows fulltime. Shat the bed. Not that the Rebs helped themselves with their shit play once Genia subbed off mind you

The Ioane Bros depart Tokyo Stadium with a boot full of no-fucks-given, GO FUCK YOURSELVES JAPAN

dunno, sides sort of cancelled each other out. brutal intensity. but thought the Canes D realigned so quickly, and with DMac running sideways half the time, then bailing out by biffing it to someone in a worse position once the gaps didnt open, that pretty much kneecapped the Chiffs backs out of...

Local Woman Assaulted --Wollongong Gazette-- Local rugby selector Aunty Raewyn has mistaken a member of the public for one of the jury members in an Irish rape trial and punched her right in the fucken face. Mrs Shelly Turnbuckle of Wollongong-upon-Wollongong was minding her own fucken...

how the fuck did the 2 Irish rapists get off scot free when there was blood on the gruds and the cockwads are on record bragging about raping her? "Legends" etc. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/apr/13/rugby-misogynists-public-support Selectors NOT pleased about this...