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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies squad for Ireland series

    Heard a rumour Cyclo likes legal tender buttcoin
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Rd 16 - Blues v Rebels, Sat 2nd June @3:00pm

    my avatar bet not looking flash here Tana hates him because he's too exciting and he doesn't like to catch the ball then kick it directly back to the other f**king team 2. Matt Moulds: great chance for him to usurp our dipshit bog-standard captain 5. Matiaha Martin. who? 8. Akira Ioane: He...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Avatar /Signature Bets

    too late mate. I'm on with Torps. could try luring another punter in
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Avatar /Signature Bets

    Blues to beat Rebels this weekend. If Rebs win then whatever, do your worst, never going to happen anyway. Fully expect NO ONE to dare take on this bet. WHO would bet against the mighty Blues not winning at Fortress Eden Park, a ground at which the Blues haven't won at all season? WHO...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Rd 16 - Blues v Rebels, Sat 2nd June @3:00pm

    Blues coming off a bye which means one thing: strip clubs, KFC, beer, Pizza Hut, netflix bingeing and McD. Ok then, 6 things.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Concussions and Protecting Our Players

    "George, it's not April the 1st, would you please just put the correct nipple footage up on the big screen, we're all bloody waiting down here."
  7. Dismal Pillock

    R15 Brumbies vs Bulls - Downtown Pretoria, Sat 26 May 11pm AEST

    BumBreeze have absolutely done the business in last 15 mins there. 2 great tries down to 14 against a knackered and slightly clueless-looking Bulls XVI. Always love seeing the vaunted "Loftus faithful" getting it pounded right back up their collective clackers
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Reds v Highlanders

    Oh well, at least Mardo lost. Total cripple fight in the end though. Both sides continually bashing the brides head against the door jamb as they repeatedly tried to whisk her over the threshold. Landers love affair with the kick very much unrequited. Naholo a spectator. A.Smith of course, god...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Round 15 - Chiefs vs Waratahs @ The Tron - Saturday 5:35pm

    had to laugh when he yells at defenders trying to hold players up for a maul turnover "it's a tackle, it's a tackle" when the guys knee is nowhere near the ground and the defenders are fully within their rights to hold the guy up. It's not a tackle just because you want it to be, Jacko.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Round 15 - Chiefs vs Waratahs @ The Tron - Saturday 5:35pm

    Fun game. All over the place. Wacko Jacko has no idea how to ref forwards. Just leaves them to it. Couldve sworn the Beale pass for 2nd try was forward? And Dmac lost it for his try? Oh well, says Jacko. "Yeah whatever, play on, let the players decide it." How the fuck he's managed a gig...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Reds 2018

    You sound so..... sure. Aha. There it is. Got it now. The clouds have parted. So he's a favourite son. I suppose I'd be as keen to find an excuse, oops, sorry, an explanation if it were a Mealamu etc.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    Tok's, please check your inbox. Keen on this. Also needing some robes, some incense and half a dozen inflatible choirboys. Thanks mate. --DP. ps do the inflatible choirboys need their own passports? Asking for a friend.
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Reds 2018

    yeah i clearly just do not get it. James Slipper got himself busted for cocaine. Twice. Was he depressed? Was it horse or cart? Who knows. Only Slipper really knows. Cue Tina & her GAGR white knights rushing in to defend him on here saying he needs "time to heal." Maybe he does. Maybe after...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Reds 2018

    my mental state is neither here nor there. So judging by this thread, its a-ok for the depressed to take cocaine to "help them heal". Riiiiighhhhht. Must be a cultural difference at play here cos if I were to be busted with cocaine here on the North West Pitcairns I doubt the cops would give me...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Reds 2018

    It must've been terrible for him, getting kidnapped and held at Gitmo then blindfolded and waterboarded cocaine as he screamed in protest, no, no, not the cocaine, anything but the damn cocaine.....
  16. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 Japan

    all the info you need is on the Official Homepage: http://japan2019rugbyworldcup.angelfire.com/
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    Jerome Kaino is one of the most notorious divers in rugby history, constantly throwing himself to the ground in simulated agony then remonstrating tearfully towards the referee, or to the nearest linesman, or sometimes even using sign language to communicate his grievances towards the TMO booth...
  18. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    what a fuckin joke. Akira slogs his arse off all season, holds the dogshit Blues pack together, holds up mauls by himself, basically a 1-man vortex of death on the rugby field, and fat guts Hansen turns around and says "ah yeah nah, we kind of like the potential of this Dick Frizzle dope who's...
  19. Dismal Pillock

    Round 14 - Waratahs v Highlanders @ SFS - Saturday 19 May

    NSFW alignment on attack was excellent, forming up very quickly with great spacing to run onto the ball time and time again. I feel weird.
  20. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    would also like to nominate BumBreeze
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