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Deeply detailed and highly analytical full match report here: https://nzstuffherald.wordpress.com/2018/06/09/nz-vs-france-1st-test-2018/

haha, this thread has contracted Shiggins fever. Thought ref was fine til his 50th min erroneous sinbin then things got a bit hectic score-wise and with the black machine sensing blood in the water and going all frenetic, the pace got to him a bit and he started fucking up. NZ forwards rusty as...

found myself rooting for Aus in that one. Fuck Ireland. Aus try to play expansive yet Ire just drag them down to a defensive 9-8 bollocks scoreline with cagey tactical chess game. BORING. Instead of barraging with brilliance like AB's do they just bore you with Bishop to E-7. Glad they lost...

I didn't. I just fling shit at walls until something sticks. Byron Kelleher breaks down the walls we build up between us. He is like the Kofi Annan of World Rugby. On the other hand, Isaia Toeava, just another brick in the wall l0ll I did think about eating polyfilla in a maths class once...

yeah, Kerevi and Beale defending in the midfield..... Maybe Kerevi will up his D with more experienced backs like Foley and Folau yelling at him. Lots of inexperienced young backs at the Reds who are probably more focused on doing their own jobs. An excellent example of a back providing...

most underwhelming match day 23 in living memory. The bench, oh god. TJ Flapenara might bail them out but if theyre under the kosh that could go from bad to worse. Reminiscent of 09 loss when they started Donald and Toeava (DIPSHIT). Not even the legendary brainpower of Byron Kelleher (OBE, MBE...

Tenured faculty. Hardly fired a shot since 2016. It's the Cantabs way. Mccaw and Carter weren't Crusaders. Once established they just treated S15 as the clock-in then feet-up-on-the-desk day gig between tests. Byron Kelleher never put his feet up at work. What a player he was. Isaia Toeava...

this has 2009 written all over it if 1 of these 2 goes off injured (LET ME GUESS, CROTTY?) surely Dmac cannot play in the midfield? Isaia Toeava would be a TERRIBLE option. The supremely athletic Byron Kelleher could probably manage it. They'd have to have JBarrett on bench ahead of NMS? the...

**BREAKING NEWS** Auckland Prison **JAILBREAK** --Herald-- In a stunning development, the 23 replacement guards sent by the Auckland Blues to Paremoremoremo Prison have overnight failed to tackle a single inmate and now all 6,233 inmates are believed to have escaped. "Not surprised at all"...

send all 23 Blues players to Pare to sub for the week. Tackling practice. https://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/104439499/dozens-of-auckland-prison-guards-call-in-sick-after-organised-violence-from-gang-member-inmates Isaia Toeava as a guard would simply be trampled over, just as he was in his...

In the words of Nick Cave, "a mistake I sometimes make....." Byron Kelleher would never make a mistake such as this. Isaia Toeava's middle name is Mistake.

GAHHH. i thought I was on the Genia spit and polish shift. Byron Kelleher would make a great commentator as he is surely fluent in a number of languages Isaia Toeava, pictured here about to fall over like a bumbling clot for the millionth time

You know who would make a great commentator? Will Genia. You know who would make a dogshit commentator? Isaia Toeava. today during Bumbreeze vs Swolves: "Sniff that hole on the inside of Tevita Kuridrani." --Rod Kafer

wow, grand total of 3 replies and the game is half over. A new low. Japan national side "in camp" so it's the B team. I count 3 Japanese in the starting XV. All the rest, gaijin, the discards from other franchises. The half-crippled Isaia Toeava found his pathetic half-arsed level in Japan...

College basketball score in the end. Great game. Stewart's goalicking was shot to hell. Didnt stay in with it, kept trotting off to the left halfway into his follow through, same as Beaudy a couple of seasons ago. Keep head down, knee over the ball. A great player like Will Genia kicks those...

Should just dump play-by-play Clarke for this one and have had Kearns and Mardo call it. Can't even imagine what that would sound like for a NSWF vs QNLD match. Just 2 guys addressing their constituents and following their agendas without ever even acknowledging the other guys presence even...

Full detailed and analytical match report here: https://nzstuffherald.wordpress.com/2018/06/02/auckland-blues-vs-rebels-rd-16-2018/ Sadly, no mention of the incredibly suave and handsome Will Genia. Blues lucky unco dipshit Isaia Toeava wasn't playing or they would've leaked 50...

Just to clarify, a second wager riding on this match Although just to clarify, does this mean every post I make for a week or I have to jump in every day and make an exclusively Byron post? (this sounds unpossible) Anyway, the good news, I win and Australian Timothy must politely insult...

50 words every day? No fucken way. I don't even know 50 words. A compliment I could do

ha, I'll gladly take you on in some sort of a points/tries wager, Australian Timothy. how about Blues to score 3 tries or more. they do, I win, and you must politely insult Will Genia in every post you make for a week. Blues score 2 tries or less, you win, whatevs. Not happening.