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Did I win this stupid thing yet? Just sorting through Kiap's prospective avatar choices. Might just go with this random bundle of joy:

I am still bewildered wft happened to that place. I had a shop there late 90's (the needle exchange end, not the fucken posh end) and could literally see the march of gentrification as it gobbled up all the premisiii coming up towards our place. I guess by about 2002 the subsumption would have...

Really don't see how they can take Franks now. Only plays one position and a liability around the park. Plus off the bench, when the game opens up in the last 20, he is to impact what jelly is to pudding. would love one of the guys who misses the cut after 4 years of slog to be BRUTALLY honest...

1987: me and about 10 guys wagged ENTIRE month of school to watch damn near every match on telly. A glorious coronation. Weird back then to feast on so many matches. Entire games televised were bizarrely not commonplace. Even went to France v Fiji 1/8 final with the old man, sitting behind...

Fuck him. You can't play about 1 and a half tests in the last calendar year, get injured on every second hit-up, and yet somehow expect to reduce the All Black coach to sitting by his telephone, literally at your beck and call, awaiting your summoning from upon high. Fucken faux tuff guy can...

oh yeah. and to top it off, that outraged brit in Zero's clip is calling the match ".....wot a hit from Owen Farrell that were OH REF U DICKHEAD. ITS A RED CAAAAARD. DIABOLICAL. AH CAHNT SPAKE. FRENCHIE REF'S SOILED IS OWN KNICKERS AND GIVEN OWEN A RED. AH CANT SPAKE. WE ALL CANT SPAKE. IT...

oh man how good would it be to have an "alternative" commentary team do the rugby. "AH CAHHN'T SPAKE. WE ALL CAN'T SPAKE. IT WERE DIABOLICAL. GET IM OFF." sounds like NZ have been spared the anguish of shrieking Justin for RWC. I would still rather have him any day ahead of that arrogant Simon...

hopefully now: worlds greatest team Ireland are mentally shot in the brains and simper out at their usual 1/8 final juncture. bloviating England so full of themselves that they rest on their laurels, neglect to do the shitwork, and shockingly exit tourney at group stage

Totally agree. I saw a couple of props running along, couldn't believe it when I saw they were wearing number 12 & 13 jerseys

The hero narrative needs work. A lot of work.

Oh, they're turning on each other again?

so bummed at the lack of island flair on display in recent Pacific Nations cup matches. Tonga/Fiji/Samoa players almost all NH pros now and seem fully subscribed to the terminally dull safety-first bump and plop game-of-inches euro moneyball bullshit

Is that a normal style for NH comms? It was like he was yakking away to himself in his own living room while we were trying to watch the game. ".....France need some fast players. Like Ben Smith, Beauden Barrett, Christian Cullen....."<goes on to list every single All Black throughout the...

who the HELL is the kiwi tosser doing colour comms in the France vs Scotland game? He has literally talked nonstop about everything EXCEPT the action unfolding on the field. He just doesnt seem to give a flying fuck about the match being played right in front of him. His first name is either...

Boks B team squeak home. Tedious game plan though. 57,000 one-off hit-ups and that's it. Looks like they're going to try and bludgeon their way to RWC victory.

Totally disagree. NH powerhouses don't play footloose and fancy free like NZ/Aus. For them it's just a murderously dull regimen of tactical kicking and the battle of inches. Running into open spaces just means "risk of getting isolated."

In related news, the planet earth appears to be once more spinning correctly upon its axis.

LSL (Lukhan Salakaia-Loto) was more LSD tonight. total Grammar wanker job.

Official IRB Rugby Football Ratings NZ vs Aus Aug 17th 2019. 1. Joe Moody. 7. HE MAY STAY. Total scrum molestation tonite. 2. Dane Coles. 8. HE MAY STAY. if he's back to needlessly fucking people's shit up then he is officially Back In Fucken Business 3. Nepo Laulala. 8. HE MAY STAY. Rogered a...