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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe II @ Eden Park

    Straya may have stuffed this up good and proper. After 20 mins they looked to have NZ's number. Again, like last week making some inroads on advantage line. NZ's attack again looking narrow, limited and anaemic. Then Mounga swoops on loose ball, leadfoot LSL (Lukhan Salakaia-Loto) happens and then titty-hands Beale...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe II @ Eden Park

    NZ's biggest test since 2015 RWC final. Bigger than the 3 BI Lions tests in 2017? Fuck yes.Lose this one and not only is the Bled gone but the coaches plans of the last 4 years have been brutally exposed as an utter crock of haphazard bullshit and it's a dead team walking right the fuck into RWC...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe II @ Eden Park

    Cos the NZ equivalent is a right-wing horror show run by an unaccountable cadre of officious jackbooted moderators who take a combine harvester approach to randomly deleting posts that don't fit into their sadly myopic world view
  4. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    if you'd told me at the start of the year that it's within the realms of possibility Angus Ta'avao could go to the World Cup instead of Owen Franks I would've said you've got cataracts on the brain.
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe II @ Eden Park

    haha, that is some David Attenborough Nat Geo shit. "See the Australian green and gold deathback spider feign disinterest in the newborn kiwi chick. He lets the tiny bird crawl then slowly walk 5,000 kilometres across the baking outback, a journey taking more than 3 years, and then, just when...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies vs All Blacks 10th August @Optus Stadium Perth

    Does this post mean you are NOT of the opinion that the very existence of Rugby Union Football is purposed towards bringing good cheer to the people of New Zealand? I'm sorry but WHAT THE HELL? It is bizarre to think I actually walk the earth among people of this persuasion. In everyday...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe II @ Eden Park

    Another angle could be Aus are playing the long game. "We've proved we can bash the shit out of you with that lineup and if we can give some other blokes a run and eke out another win then you lot are two ways fucked twice." Yeah that's bullshit though. You have to reward the guys who did the...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    Selectors eyeing a certain court date on Jan 27th with a great deal of interest..... https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/114985891/trial-date-set-for-rugby-player-amanaki-mafi--as-world-cup-squad-naming-looms He'll never unseat starter Cecillon at #8 but if he can play 6 he could potentially...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe II @ Eden Park

    BEST POST. Ordinarily I'd say a pent-up black torrent of redemptious murder rage awaits the poor visitors to Eden Park. "NZ always bounce back bigtime after a loss" as the old pearly trope goes. Not this time. It now looks to be a matter of cattle in the cold and bloodless light of day. As...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Rugby World Cup 2019

    Oh, not aspersing aspergy aspersions upon his lineage. More his international quality. Even though he did go well for the Auckland Blues. Although that's hardly a ringing endorsement. "Went well for the Auckland Blues" is like saying your toilet still flushes as the tsunami rips your house apart...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe II @ Eden Park

    1. Moody fucking anyone else. Ofa, Keith Murdock, fucken ANYONE. Get these tenured, do-nothing, undroppable pudding putzes who brought great national shame upon the national XV last weekend OUT of there. 2. Coles/Taylor. dont give a shit here 3. Franks Laulala. fat guts huff and puff Franks...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies vs All Blacks 10th August @Optus Stadium Perth

    ffs the degrees of butthurt in those "news" articles are embarrassing. "The foreign player was running with the rugby football in an overly menacing manner and should be sanctioned."
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies vs All Blacks 10th August @Optus Stadium Perth

    Damnit thought we'd seen the last of that little bastard "Yeah get fucked mate I'm back."
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies vs All Blacks 10th August @Optus Stadium Perth

    NATIONAL DISGRACE. Some of those AB forwards still had their fucken makeup on from midweek promotional activities. They could not stop shit on their own goalline. Could. Not. Stop. Shit. Outmuscled. Owned. Aus looked like scoring every fucken time. "Oops, don't mind us fellas we're...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies vs All Blacks 10th August @Optus Stadium Perth

    Hell of a stadium the Western Force have got out there. Jesus, it looks like one of them trillion dollar NFL jobs. They probably just made it that big to get Shiggins off their case
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies vs All Blacks 10th August @Optus Stadium Perth

    Opps, that frog fuckwit ref just went and wrecked another big test. Not much in the way of dominant tackles from NZ. Or even effective tackles. Or even any tackles at all. 18 missed to Aus's 5 did they say? Letting Aus scramble all around the gain line and beyond at will. Ben from Accounts is...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Pacific Nations Cup

    Opening 20 has been total drudgery. It's as if the european pro leagues they all play in have bludgeoned & flummoxed all the island flair out of their rugby
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