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This rule of nil-all draws for typhooned out matches could be fun. Make the whole thing less goddamn predicatable. Lets get Somalia into a quarter final versus the All Blacks. If they could somehow strap down the loose stadium bits for spectator safety, playing a match during a typhoon would...

weird match, felt like a 60-0 scoreline but jeez it was 22-15 there for a while. Aus could just cherry pick what they wanted off that shambolic Samoan lineout. Samoa a bit naive in letting Aus take them out past the ball at so many rucks and then too lazy to try it on themselves haha, Samoans...

NZ practice for RWC red card syndrome by purposefully playing with 14 for last 20 mins? NO, WE'RE NOT ARROGANT, WHY EVER WOULD YOU SAY THAT? Jordie had to be carded. Tongan guy has to just wear an illegal and dangerous hit because of some 2 klutzes out of control accidental collision and...

lol I thought no less than FOUR of NZ's 1st half tries shouldve been pulled back. Read's knock-on, Reece's forward pass, the other one, then Todds hands in the ruck. Not entirely sold on Bridge. He's only really not rogered up 1 of his numerous chances on attack. Best part of half was Pat T...

Troy Flavell scores winning try. Still got the beach guns. TANA SUBBED ON. Still got it. Well, almost.

NZ Babas vs Pacific Legends Roy Kinikinilau and Rico Gear still got it. The unsubbable King Carlos slightly dominating proceedings and not always in a beneficial way Junior Polu still has the pass Ofisa Tonu'u has perhaps swallowed a volleyball. Bugger being an oldish legend and having...

Uh oh. Someone is going to get their shit fucked up today.

this Tongan team look seriously unfit. If NZ say fuck the RWC dry powder and unveil the need for speed RWC plan they could pile 40+ on in the last 20. Final score: 82-7.

Jan 27th is his court date. Dunedin never forgets. The mean streets of Mosgiel. Etc.

Steph du Toit is basically Juan Smith v.0.2

Wonder if the gaijin muck that descend for RWC will respect the whole Japanese "total silence for the kicker please" mantra. Cannot see the pissed-up pommy pudding people fans being able to "behave" and refrain from yelling out something daft. Oh shit. Mafi and the nippy J-winger have gone off...

30 degrees and 100% humidity, fuck playing rugby in that shit. I can't even put my pants on when it's over 28. Fairly tight match, SA not having it all their own way but JPN's islander back 3 shaky as shit under high ball so of course SA sense blood and go Morne Steyn on their arses. Haha...

GORGODZE IS RETURN FOR WORLD CUP. "OH DANIEL WHERE ARE YOU?"

Goodhue still having hamstring issues. They can hang around. Only 3 weeks out now. Might be in the stands for pool games. Time to call up Laumape AND Nonu for when Crotty AND SBW both hobble off.

Jesus. You'd think after 2011 they'd insure themselves by picking Josh Ioane. An actual 1st 5. Flapanara at 1st 5 for an entire test match? He'd be lost in space. Crotty's tinpot kicking game would be hilarious. Even fucken Laos would just pressure him into kicking with his off foot and then...

Dyanti done for roids. Might want to look at some of those English pumpy boys too. Underhill. Definitely Neil Back. Better also check Ben from Accounts. Comically distorted physique.

That first pool game is going to be TENSE.

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