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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Fantasy Rugby World Cup

    goddamnit where is the search button. The Pitcairns Burn Clinic 8th XV are ready to make a mess of things
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities - RWC 2019

    ha, Rieko not even in the 23. and Scott Barrett usurps Tuipulotu?
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Pic needs a caption

    A satisfied Shiggins stomps off, having just torn apart the entire Western Force clubhouse, by hand, and deposited the whole lot at the nearest Perth beach, to let nature wash his dreams out with the tide.
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Pic needs a caption

    "Last ten pic captions = worst pic captions EVERR."
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Rugby World Cup 2007

    Just watched replay of final. Had no idea that they actually played a final this year. I assumed that following the quarter finals they would just quietly close the whole thing down. Why did it go on? Mystifying. I had never seen this match before. Obviously, having today just found out...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    The selectors are pleased to announce that undercover cop Dan Crowley has been relieved of his head coaching duties and has been replaced by Rob Howley. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/rugbyunion/9946400/wales-rugby-world-cup-rob-howley-japan/ "Not enough criminal intent from Mr Crowley, I'm...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    RWC Pool D: Wallabies v Fiji, Sat 21st September, 2.45pm AEST, Sapporo Dome

    "Look, over the last 4 years I have worked too hard to throw it all away by failing to adequately scout potential banana skin teams that could theoretically impede the progress of Australia towards World Cup glory. Therefore it is CRUCIAL that I thoroughly scout ANY and ALL potential...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    RWC Pool D: Wallabies v Fiji, Sat 21st September, 2.45pm AEST, Sapporo Dome

    Haha, "trail period" sounds even rougher than "trial period." "Don't walk ahead of me, woman. And for God's sake, bow your head when you speak."
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Rugby World Cup 2019

    Lood de Jager all like "yeah, nah, that's not happening."
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Rugby World Cup 1987

    missed that part. Probably incredibly pedestrian and tinpot. bit of a bummer. in the mid 70's, when I was just becoming aware of rugby, it was Wales who were the talked-about team to beat. JPR Williams. Gareth someone. Another Williams. All the Williams.
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Rugby World Cup 1987

    watched final again. 13th min, Buck Shelford takes off his necklace and casually chucks it over the sideline. There were about 2 ballboys in the whole place and they just stood stock still watching the game. Players had to trot off and retrieve the ball themselves like it was Tuesday night...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities - RWC 2019

    Fri Sept 20, 20:45: Japan v Russia 67-3. the trains run on time versus vodka all down their fronts Sat Sept 21, 17:15: France v Argentina 22-22. as karmic revenge for France blighting the tournament with 3 of their bullshit referees, a TMO debacle robs their national side of a win here lol...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Also they may as well send Nonu over RIGHT NOW in anticipation of Crotty's inevitable injury. Just have him stand outside AB hotel, in full AB kit, checking his watch, folding his arms looking staunch, staring at the hotel. Crotty will probably injure himself peeking out through the blinds.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    sounds like Sonny Food Bill Williams is rogered. https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/rugby-world-cup/rwc-2019-japan/115808634/rugby-world-cup-2019-have-the-all-blacks-lost-sonny-bill-williams NOW WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBOLY GUESSED SUCH A THING WOULD COME TO PASS. Thank Christ. Send over an...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    His charmed life continues. First loosie dumped but now with Ffsffita and Papali'i out injured he gets to pick the Landers bench splinters from out of his arse, pack up his very, very best crossword puzzle book and cruise over to Japan to WATCH the RWC from the best damn seats in the house...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Rugby World Cup 2019

    Being the negative prick I am I have to say that I reckon the casual sports fan that tunes in for RWC is going to be bummed at how fucken boring the game is these days. Just hit-ups in pods and then the inevitable hoof downfield. "They just run into each other in the middle of the field for a...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Rugby World Cup 2019

    I know this look on TJP's face. It's "what the fuck is this shit man?" 30 degrees+ with 100% humidity is bad enough but having to actually go outside and play rugby in that shit is borderline inhumane. Acclimation? There is no acclimation. 2 weeks or 2 years, you never "get used to" this shit...
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2020

    The Blues have a horror schedule in that they have been drawn to play a number of other teams that have entered in the competition.
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