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Wiry Russki fullback is a brave comrade. Fuck Samoa. Hope they lose, the fat show ponys. They should be down to 13 by now if it wasnt for dipshit Inspector Clouseau letting them off the hook for two straight reds

haha, that'd be some fun. "But Sir, I wasn't reaching for the ball, I was just waving to my mum in the crowd." "But Sir, I wasn't reaching for the ball, it was just my arm epilepsy flaring up momentarily."

ffs, Georgia. I thought these guys were supposed to be knocking on the 6N door? This mob couldnt even find the fucken 20 nations door.

Not a huge fan of legendary tuff guy Bruno Elizabeth continually reaching over mauls and pulling opposing players jerseys up and over their heads. So they can't see. Cool tactic bro.

Mauls are an integral part of rugby but are too tricky to officiate let alone defend legally these days. I would remove the finicky laws and make mauls even more brutal: "Any defender can try and pull down the maul from anywhere. The ball no longer needs to be transferred to the hindmost...

This mental stretched-out hindmost foot from the ruck allowing the halfback to tuck in his napkin, do the crossword, wave to mum in the stands, adjust his taint, put his hands on the ball, feel the stitching and have a read of the Gilbert's fucken psi, all prior to taking his sweet motherfucking...

ffs, Day 3 and Oirland, Ingerland and Scatland turn up like some sort of mass anaesthesium. Suddenly fixtures turn into 4-hour gruelfests of laborious unco plod. Just go home already please. All of you. You know who you are. Quarters: NZ, SA, Aus, Japan, Arg, Fiji, Samoa, France. THANKS.

ffs poms nab their bonus point in the 78th minute. Highlight of the match at 75th minute after the mazy run when messrs Wonder and Charles conspire to bomb a certain try halfway back to 10666 BC.

haha, I was thinking the same thing, he is so goddamn huge it is pretty much impossible to move him backwards

Tonga hanging on vs Eng. Although only a matter of time before their horrific lack of conditioning becomes a factor. Tamiefuna looks like an asteroid that had a baby. #no_those_are_not_abs

What a drag. Feels like the match has been going for 3 hours. Scroteland have had the ball for about 8 hours and it just feels like there is no potential at all for anything to happen for them

Scroteland forwards are like wee tartan babies lost in the rain. Ireland havent even bothered giving it to the backs yet, no need. Japan must be fapping themselves silly at the propect of tipping over these hapless scotch gits

thanks for the rule lesson, sensei. They. Didn't. Do. This.

Bit sad we can't even muster interest for individual test match threads for a World Cup. Meanwhile, the GAGR punters are all in for Queensland Rising vs Tasmania Country.....

Illegal mall for Italy's try on HT. Players binding on behind ball carrier RIGHT the fuck in front of ref Nic Berry Namibs done well to keep it to 7-21 playing into a rough wind. Italy shartmasters of their own demise. Couldn't score in a brothel built out of brothels. Parisse, the NH...

Today: Italy: 38 Namibia: 7 hard to give a shit here. hopefully the gucci boys underestimate the africans though Ireland: 12 Scotland: 6. 27 degrees today will stuff these pasty gits. Will be rooting for the scots to get up and knock over the world's #1 rugby team and RWC favourite...

2nd half it felt like ref had his arm out signaling advantage Aus for large stretches of the half, seemingly waving them through. Fiji knackered by then though so probably much deserved

Here on the upper west Pitcairns we had some poms who were actually really good and K Te Nana and Melodie Robinson on the sidelines. Comms seem to change every match but NO JUSTIN MARSHALL shrieking shartstorm so everythign is going really, really well.

It all happened too fast for Garces and going back he thought sacre bleu it's just another tackle therefore gallic shrug and cest la vie baby

Still feels weird seeing him out there playing for the All Blacks. It's like seeing Liaki Moli the Wild Man of Borneo calmly trotting out there and no one batting an eye