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Sunday 13 October 19:45 Japan Time Japan v Scotland Pool A International Stadium Yokohama, Kanagawa Prefecture, Yokohama City Huge match. Bizarrely, Japan might even be favourites to beat poor old Scroteland and progress to quarters Scroteland Team Matchday GIF: Japan...

"It's not too dissimilar from the last time we had this referee." Are you fucking shitting me? Fuck this sook. Penning a stern letter tonight to NZRFU recommending striking the name Joe Schmidt from list of future potential All Black coaches.

"WHALE NITS FOR EVERYONE!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA IRELAND = POTATO FAMINE IN THE BRAINS. Definition of insanity etc. No plan B, just preprogrammed automatons, one-out donkeys.

you dont want to look at Planet Rugby forum right now REF WOT U DOIN AH CAHNT SPAKE WE ALL CANT SPAKE REF WERE DIABOLICAL AH CAHNT SPAKE said it before and I'll say it again but Tamura is not a goalkickers arsehole. he is going to cost Japan this game. hook him JJ and get Matsuda on

HT 9-12 Japan dynamic and in with a shot for a big boilover here. Affix bayonets, a golden chance to finally finish the push through Manchuria, then traipse back through Burma polishing off the last of the insurgents then hello back in Tokyo in time for tea and a supper of octopus balls...

Timani stabbing his Mafi voodoo doll in the ribs. It's working.

Tonga vs Arg ffs if not for Argies 2 early jammy intercepts this one would be 14-all *edit final score 28-14. Argies were kind of a bit nonsense. Next up. Japan vs Ireland. Hopefully run and gun Japan can get in there and disrupt Irelands ultra-tedious patterns After that: SA vs Namibia.

How does Curwin Bosch miss out altogether? The kid is hellfire on ice. Plus he can really kick.

not such a big match anymore, both teams will coast through now that dumbarse Fiji have howitzered out of the tournament and the other teams in the group are Uruguay, Rhodesia, the Sultan of Brunei's gruds and a lost Peruvian Alpaca

Totally seconded. The accent of "Argentinian legend Santiago" often renders him completely unintelligible. in the brief snippets i can make out his bog standard comments are drongo-level asinine as he wades into the hostilely vined jungles of a foreign language that wants very, very little...

Genius selectoriale decision from me picking Joe Cokesignsbiga. Although ffs the titty-handed bastard shouldve had 5 not just 2.

oh crap. this isnt really accurate for this England side. they're fit and can play at pace. which is a bit of a worry. although maybe its not, if they try and outpace NZ with a mad chaos fast game plan and lose 48-30. phew. crisis averted. was a bit worried at the start of this post but...

maybe cos thats all they have to do seeing as the sepps maul defence is even worse than the Auckland Blues on pill day.

England's million-pound squid gym pony pumpy boys are going to utterly run amok. It's going to be bloody horrible. I don't even want to watch. By the end of the rout they'll be so pumped up on their own shit they'll probably run down to the docks and paint "Dutch East India Trading" on the...

Canada are so shit they're making even dumbarse Italy look like Sophia Loren's bumcrack smeared in pesto

It would be wild to see how many guys they could get in the conga line maul. Two forwards at the ruck, then 12 guys snaking back 20 metres to the halfback haha

Totally daft left-field take here but I kind of wonder if those little schoolkid battalions behind the posts with the irate organised screaming didnt half throw the Fijians into a bit of a fluster; they did seem to push a lot of stupid shit at peak crescendo moments.....

Looking into commissioning a FULL PUBLIC ENQUIRY as to the abject failure of my carefully researched and scouted selections. full disclosure time: didnt read the fine print and had no idea about all that "transfer" rubbish. Did my guys play? Were they on the bench? One more thing: WHY is the...

It's ok, derps. You can call it borstal. I did. #no_judgment