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  1. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    There is a good argument for Lumpy getting shafted, especially when you look at what tenured donkey golden boy Jack Goodhue has largely dished up during his seemingly unimpeachable AB career
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Melbourne Rebels vs Auckland Blues, May 15, 2021

    Wonder if the rot didnt start up front with these 4 AB's resting on their laurels? Ofa needs a rocket. Totally underwhelmed by Karl T. He has zero conditioning (fat as fuck, even for a prop) and just walks around decorating games. Has Hodgman even played this year? Oh, that's right, he tried...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Prison Baddies XV

    Can't put him at fullback, he'd just try and seek asylum in his own in-goal area.
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Melbourne Rebels vs Auckland Blues, May 15, 2021

    Rebs missing: lock Trevor Hosea No.8 Isi Naisarani prop Pone Fa'amausili Blues missing: lock Sam Darry lock Paper Tiger Patrick Tuipulotu flanker Dalton Papalii. a fucking clue.
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Prison Baddies XV

    yeah The Juice is currently between prison stints. No idea who "Robert Hughes" is. 1. Harvey Weinstein. master of the dark arts. the filth he gets away with in the front row would amaze you. 2. 3. Oddjob (James Bond films). built for it. 4. Bill Cosby. virtually immobile these days. 5. 6...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Prison Baddies XV

    The naughty chappie from the FBI? Just doesnt quite have the name recognition. Might be a good Team Scout. Or a bad one.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Prison Baddies XV

    1. Harvey Weinstein. master of the dark arts. the filth he gets away with in the front row would amaze you. 2. 3. Oddjob (James Bond films). built for it. 4. Bill Cosby. virtually immobile these days. 5. 6. Derek Chauvin. he'll be taking a pre-match "knee" alright..... 7. 8. R.Kelly. looks to be...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Prison Baddies XV

    Not even close for the required name recognition to crack this XV. No one outside of a few drongo mungoball bogans even knows who "Jarryd Hayne" is. "Rugby League? What is that? Some sort of new rugby federation?"
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Prison Baddies XV

    Selection Criteria: currently incarcerated. Rugby Ability: n/a. need some spots filled. only infamous pricks currently in prison. must have name recognition no serial killers, no publicity for those dorks. Prison Baddies XV 1. Harvey Weinstein. master of the dark arts. the filth he gets...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    SRT-T R1: Crusaders v Brumbies

    It's like when Death Stars collide.
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Trans-Tasman Super Rugby 2021

    Thank God. The whole "10 seconds to voice a challenge" rule has been farcical. Most of the Auckland Blues can't even say their own names inside 10 seconds.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Melbourne Rebels vs Auckland Blues, May 15, 2021

    If by "jailbreak" you mean "mini-fap-latte coffee break while smashing avocado on my toast and oiling my beard and waxing my moustache twirls" then sure, "jailbreak".
  13. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    I like he has a bit of attitude. Unlike quiet, wilting, vanishing man Paper Tiger Pat, he will give an opponent a wee smile and a "LOL@U" pat on the head after you've stuffed up
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Melbourne Rebels vs Auckland Blues, May 15, 2021

    I see it! I hath seen it! I hath seen it upon angelic and seraphimic wings with mine thine own 2 eyes! "And thus yea we shall cleave a righteous path thru The River What's-It's Name to AAMI Park where we shall lay waste to all that we see Jesus just hurry up and drive the team bus through...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Melbourne Rebels vs Auckland Blues, May 15, 2021

    Melbourne Rebels vs Auckland Blues. Date: Sat, May 15 Kick-off: 6:45pm Venue: Melbourne Country: Australia. Melbourne Rebels Match Day Team GIF: Auckland Blues Match Day Team GIF:
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Japanese Top League - Now showing on Stan!

    LOL defending champ Kobe RetalliCrudenBenSmiths dumped out in quarters by Kubota Marxes. And thats with 14 after Foley got RC'ed in 27th minute
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Japanese Top League - Now showing on Stan!

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/super-rugby-aotearoa-highlanders-coach-tony-brown-departing-for-japan-ahead-of-transtasman-competition/XLUQFKLD4LC4IZHRJYQWZ4NH6M/ This is fucking lame. Japan Rugby click their fingers and NZ Rugby say yes massa, how high? Tony Brown is contracted to the NZRFU...
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby AU Grand Final - Reds v Brumbies - Saturday 8th May 2021

    Not even going to say "Bumberries" cos BumBreeze Man would get angry at me again.
  19. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby AU Grand Final - Reds v Brumbies - Saturday 8th May 2021

    That overhead camera at scrum time brutally exposing Thor boring in every time.
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