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  1. Dismal Pillock

    TT Rd 2 2021: Reds vs Crusaders @ Suncorp Sat 22nd may 7:45pm

    LOL, u Guyz blaming the kiwi ref for this massacre are on drugs The Death Star with the Stormtrooper Light Sabre Highwire Wizards Jailbreak. W.Oldboy must be going into convulsions by now Feels weird watching the Cantabs and not being filled with hatred and disgust. YOU GUYS ENJOYING THE...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    TT Rd 2 - Chiefs v Brumbies, Sat 22nd May, 5.05pm AEST, FMG Waikato

    Looked totally forward yet everyone seemed convinced it was ok? Maybe the telly angle was indeterminating (not sure if word) Woah that Brumbies halfback off the bench, he was a handful. Like a Genia v.02 weeble they couldnt knock down. Cheifs not massively incisive but great handling in...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    TT Rd 2 - Chiefs v Brumbies, Sat 22nd May, 5.05pm AEST, FMG Waikato

    Welcome to 15 years of the Auckland f**** Blues. Weber should be utterly spewing at shelling that with the line open. After all the hard slog a golden opportunity to nail the coffin shut. Bumblies bumbling around a bit. To finish this post on a brighter note for Australian rugby, ACT have...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    TT Rd 2 2021: Blues vs NSFW Waratahs

    Some sloppy brainless rubbish from the good guys. Reds and Bumberries would have punished them for that. Turgid 1st half from Akira but at least he got into his work defensively in the 2nd.
  5. Dismal Pillock

    TT Rd 2 2021: Blues vs NSFW Waratahs

    Starting to look a bit perfect stormy..... *Blues idiotically complacent..... *Hateful fucktard TJ in the booth.....
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Australian Bid for 2027 World Cup

    Pfitzy: "You want to do a national tour of every rugby stadium?" Wife: "You want to do a national tour of every Briscoes store?" Pfitzy:..... Wife:..... Pfitzy:..... Wife:..... Pfitzy: "FINE THEN, FUCKYUZ, I'll take Cyclo."
  7. Dismal Pillock

    The current issue with Stan's coverage in bars/pubs....

    I think it's pretty cool your mum is still watching Adult Videos.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    TT Rd 2 2021: Blues vs NSFW Waratahs

    "T-minus 5 hours for ignition sequence start on Mission Scorched-Earth Garden of Eden Paremoremo Jailbreak Blitzkreig Offload Bukkake Mania Apollo 666. Boosters, stable. Valves, stable. Weather's looking real nice up here Houston, all systems are a go. Houston: "Checking command...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby T-T Rd2: Hurricanes v Rebels

    Incumbent All Black winger Jordie with his usual raft of fuckups that everyone just lets go. Orbyn Leger made one good kick but the rest of the time was an undersized dwarf lost in space. Proctor went very well. Magnay is really under-delivering on his potential. Totally this. Looks a...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    If Nareki was a Cantab would he be in the AB convo? I think he goddamn would you know. He seems to do more in any given match thean Caleb Clarke and G.Bridge combined have all season.
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby-TT: Rd 2 Western Force v Highlanders, May 21st, Perth

    Yeah was wondering that too. Clearly obvious. Miotti seems to have a test-level skillset. Maybe just giving preference to the local?
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby-TT: Rd 2 Western Force v Highlanders, May 21st, Perth

    Stupid sexy Kahui making a pest of himself again. Landers 3rd try should have been disallowed. Himeno failed to transfer ball to rear of maul and kept going with another Lander clearly behind him
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Australian Bid for 2027 World Cup

    Might need to build some No Panties Restaurants to win over the Japanese delegation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No-pan_kissa Maybe some duffel bags stuffed with high-end electric toothbrushes for the pommy delegation.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders (NZ) Rugby Team Thread.

    Read: "we're trying to keep the prick in NZ so he can take over from Fifty Percent Fozzie for the 2021 EOYT after Fozzie's 2021 RC campaign explodes all over everyone's motherfucking faces".
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby T-T Rd2: Hurricanes v Rebels

    All rested? Can the last placed team really do that? For a 5 week comp? Must be something in the law book..... If I'm the Rebs I'm targetting Orbyn Leger at 1st 5, dude has no idea what he's doing there.....
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby-TT: Rd 2 Western Force v Highlanders, May 21st, Perth

    "Mine's a" Michael Collins Hugh Renton dirty vids Josh Dickson Balls Ash Dixon Balls Billy Harmon the children
  17. Dismal Pillock

    TT Rd 2 2021: Blues vs NSFW Waratahs

    So if I bet 1 million dollars I will win $10 back?
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