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OMFG it is Total Boom Chacka Lacka. I especially loved the part halfway through where Akira used The Force to pin the guy on the South Stand ceiling.

hate to crash the NSFW attacking prowess party here but looked to me like after Jules walked in for his first try the Canes just thought "ok, these guys have no idea how to defend at this level, this is going to be training run stuff" and (maybe sub-consciously) just clocked off and coasted on D...

Want to see a repeat of last weeks Route 1 molestation in first 30, soften up the guests, crush their will to live, then after they're 10 or 15 behind on the scoreboard after 60 minutes of steamrolling pod bludgeon brutality, unleash Akira off the bench, open up the firepower out wide and go...

Date: Sat, May 22 Venue: Eden Park, Auckland. Country: NZ. Auckland Blues Match Day Team GIF: NSFW Waratahs Match Day Team GIF:

Houston: "Commander Akira has safely guided the Blues Apollo Paremoremo Jailbreak Landing Module onto Takapuna Beach". <<cheers break out in control room>>

Always been a big fan of the Super Rugby.....

YOU GOT SOMETHING BETTER I SHOULD BE DOING? BUSY CNUT.

JUST THOUGHT I'D POP IN AND LEAVE THIS HERE:

Oh, you mean this old thing.................

I want to know where Phil Kearns and Maaaardo are in this space metaphor. Hopefully somewhere involving oxygen debt. Please show your working.

Coach Leon: ".....and to the bottom right we can still just make out the dent in the AAMI turf left by Nepo's arse after he was smashed by a little back named Marika". Ofa: "Hahaha". Captain Big Red: "Marika is a girl's name". Karl T: "Hahaha". Commander Akira: "Sat on his arse by a bloke called...

Houston: "Comms check, comms check". Captain Big Red: "Ladies and Gentlemen, We Are Floating In Space". Commander Akira: "Guidance is internal". Rieko: "Altometer reads Boom Chacka Lacka". Karl T: "I love Australian rugby teams". Coach Leon: "I love Australia". Nepo: "My bottom still hurts a...

Some bellies in there. Karl T and Nepo on the "fuckit, we're props" diet. Akira not exactly Karen Carpenter. Match highlight was Koroibete giving swaggering Nepo the goddamn fright of his life and sitting him right on his extremely ample arse. Well, aside from all plays by Jailbreak...

God damn that corrosively-handsome man and his clutch tries at the death! Was it just me or was the ref either the most eagle-eyed man in the universe? Or was he just making shit up? Every single fucking minute he's up at the TMO Chiefs an obviously better team but made such thickly...

This thread will never die. I will be giving it a weekly feelgood bump every week or so for the next 10 years. Maybe 20.

Ennor is either insanely rusty, still injured or has completely forgotten how to play rugby. He was terrrrrible. Good old Cantabs hometown officiating crew got them home, what the FUCK was that penalty Doleman made up for his boys. Gave up on the scrum resets so did the dishes, read a book...

Worldwide Drug Companies Authorise "Auckland Blues 15-Year Memory Wipe" Vaccine. --USA Today-- The W.H.O. have granted emergency use authorizations for all drug companies worldwide to begin dispensing an "Auckland Blues 15-Year Memory Wipe" vaccine. This groundbreaking vaccine promises to...

Have no idea what this is but hope "Gympie" is the Reds kitman or something. "Good ol' Gympie and his exploding homebrew".