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T-minus 12 hours for ignition sequence start on Mission Apollo Blues Trans-Tasman Jailbreak Mania. Boosters, stable. Valves, stable. Weather's looking real nice up here Houston, all systems are a go. Houston: "Checking command modules". Z.Ero: "Go". Dismal: "Guidance is internal"...

Goddamnit they better not bring their 48 points to Eden Park next weekend

Not stopping some classic excuses in this thread, "oh, we were tired from the final, Reds wouldve been fine if the game was played......... tomorrow." Kyle Godwinian. Fairly ominous for TT. That Ash Dixon try was almost comically easy. Poor Kalani Thomas started out full of wide-eyed hope...

Fun throwback match to the old days of soup rugby with the college basketball scores. Poor Maddocks with an alltime fluffled try blooper.

Jesus, theyre making the ghost of Jules look like peak-Jonah.

Commentators trying to pump it up but this is some lowwwwww keyyyyyyy shit. Canes not even bothering to counter ruck and just passive on D, basically walking around. Rayasi's "try" FFS they just forward-passed it all the way to the tryline.

I probably just broke the forii landspeed record in my rush to click "like" on this post.

You haven't lost the avatar bet yet Cyclo, no need to start your pictorial essay just yet.

Blues to beat Rebs by 20 clear points this weekend Loser writes pictorial essay regaling the opposing team. Who will dare take me on. WHO

Surely up there with most underwhelming tight 5's in Auckland Blues history. After his form in last years SRA, Telea should be feeling a bit sheepish getting dumped for Bryce Heem, a journeyman ring-in. Still, at least they've decided if Perofuture is not going to offer any attacking option...

The daft part is whoever Fozzie chooses is going to look a million bucks vs Italy and Fiji and vindicate his selection. All the drums banging for Havili but I'm far from sold he's more than a journeyman. Like Mounga, take him out of the Cantab machine and biff him in versus a rampaging tier 1...

Prinsep and Blackwell are a special kind of nonsense but I reckon Stupid Flanders and IWL are ones to watch. IWL has that wacky Akira-strength you really dont want to tangle with. God knows how this team came last in SRA, some jailbreak potential in Love, Rayasi and PUJ. Of course, Jules has...

12 ALB 13 Goodhue .....would seem to make sense on paper. Goodhue obviously has a centre's sense..... so I'm predicting numbskull "50% Is Fine" Fozzie to knuckle down and go with 12 ALB 13 Rieko Actually would..... 12 Rieko 13 ALB ..... really be as mental as it appears at first...

sorry, no idea who "Cousins" is. Hell yes to The Unabomber. 1. Harvey Weinstein. master of the dark arts. the filth he gets away with in the front row would amaze you. 2. 3. Oddjob (James Bond films). built for it. 4. Bill Cosby. virtually immobile these days. 5. 6. Derek Chauvin. he'll be...

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/sport/2021/05/rugby-ex-all-blacks-prop-owen-franks-poised-for-shock-super-rugby-comeback.html?fbclid=IwAR2Uh0x8XVDL9u7pSVbFdzM2xdJShtFnetjLL9iof9mB03df1CowiFoybc8 "What. The. Hell....."

Tough luck Brumbies, the Cantabs are bringing their own ref. He's the anti-rugby, anti-life, horses-arse that denied The Ioane Brothers The Try Of The Century and in doing so crushed the teams will to go on. Why bother when The Prophecy has been realised right before our very eyes yet...

crikey. back at his flash house in Berkshire. 91 now. "Hey, paedo, what's the camera for? "Camera? What camera?"

OHHHHHHHHH godDAMNNNNN you absolute champion, HOW did the selectors ever forget about this guy. Plus he must have some Welsh rugger pedigree with a name like "Gareth". Slot right in at fullback, a real menace coming up hard from behind.

I agree. Need to work through scouting networks to see which famous pricks can be sent up to do the big Rodeo in Joliet. Current on-deck scouting report: R.Guiliani D.Trump R.Giggs Prince Andrew