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https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all-blacks/124963126/beauden-barrett-eyes-all-blacks-no-10-jersey-and-end-to-system-selection-at-no-15 LOL, Beaudy desperately canvassing for the AB 10 jersey back. Strip away the article's diplomatic veneer and it's..... "Fuck you Mounga, I'm the...

The sad part is that that whatever favoured tenured gimps Fozzie omnisciently selects they'll all suddenly flatter to deceive and reward his faith by looking like a million bucks..... versus Italy. "You know, that George Bridge has really got his mojo back!" "Jordie on the wing? What a...

Who cares, Chiefs B team will win anyway. Blues hopeless gaggle of AB imposter shartmunchers revealed as being as rudderless and clueless and brainless as every other fucking year. Another turgid shartbomb of a season, clutching defeat all over the shop after signing up battalions of All...

First man on the moon, MORANS.

Fuck the props, get 1 of those waddling 42-minute shift puddingsharts back out there instead of leaving The Only Good Auckland Blue and Potential Heir Apparent To Sam Cane In The 7 Jersey to stagger around for 10 minutes on a broken leg like it's the Battle of Passchendaele ffs.

Forensically-Detailed Statistical Post-Match Analysis "Hahaha, it's these same fucken clowns again, hahaha"

NO Blues in the All Blacks please. They are too dumb for words and are an impediment to the national team. OK, maybe 1 Auckland Blue. But definitely not 2. If there are 2 then they might talk to each other and by doing so begin to spread their molasses-thick brain malaise.

Reece looking to get his AB jersey back from Clarke At least Sotutu's realised he has to pull finger Really just a tough training run for the Cantabs so far

LOL@Jordie. ALB coming home with a wet sail now.

T-minus 27 hours for ignition sequence start on Apollo Blues V Death Star Operation MoonShart. Boosters, stable. Valves, stable. Weather's looking real nice up here Houston, all systems are a go. Houston: "Checking command modules". Dismal: "Launch is a GO". W.Oldboy: "Hahaha, fat...

"Oh, sure, it's just the Cantabs, in CantaBland..... let's give these poor pricks their first run of the season..... right under the combine harvester"

Been waiting all season to say this but he's quite a good player and hasn't given me a chance yet.

Signed up again. Managed 1 innocuous post in the music forii. It was quickly deleted and my name permanently expunged from the public register. I swear that closed shop clique of cnuts can fucking SMELL me coming.

I'm thinking pole.

Scrote Barrett is only 6"4. Too short to play lock. And an unathletic liability at 6. Harsh, but, sadly, I ​agree

Cantabs vs Auckland Blues. Venue: New Tinpot Lancaster Park Date: Sunday, April 25, 2021 Kick-off: 12:35 NZT Cantabs Matchday Team GIF: Auckland Blues Matchday Team GIF:

Blues shot their load months ago. Got high on their own press, forgot to exhale, and swallowed the lot. Sotutu needs a massive rocket. His lineout prowess should be the only way he's recalled to the AB's. If him and Akira can't be arsed the ploddy Cantab farmboys will get brought in to do...

Body heat sensors? I once practiced breaking into my own shop that was equipped with these. "These are the same alarms as used in banks". Piece of piss. Well, that's my next career move sorted then.